dear_mun | voicetesting // canon: tales from the borderlands

Hey, hey, hey. Let's slow down for a second here. See, I like you. You seem... fun. Spunky. But let's take a peek at the facts and consider this. Am I really the man you want to play?

Now, you may be asking yourself, 'Hey, Rhys, why are you questioning this new and exciting opportunity?' Well, player, that's because of a little thing I like to call... synergy. The question is: can we synergize? What's the chemistry? Are we after the same things? After peeking at your recent search history-- by the way, these dinosaur browsers you use are real cute-- I'm not so sure. I'm trying to find a way out of this horrible, unending Hell my life's become, right? And you-- you seem to enjoy it. There's a problem there. Conflict of interests.

[Nah, that can be worked around. Surely Rhys is happy with some of his player's choices in the game, right!]

Yeah, no. That last one? Right at the end of episode two? Yeah, thanks a whole lot for that. I'm positive I'll never regret that. Ever. It's great.

[HUM. That sounds like sarcasm, mister.]

Ha... ha. Really? And about this 'game' thing--

[That's enough outta him for now.]