actual squalling infant stretches his legs

[crownless]

You remember I exist yet?

[travis you were the one who wanted to quit but ok.]

First you give me, like, four months of total radio silence, and now that you're saying you miss me, you're still not gonna play me? I got places to go and people to kill, lady, this bullshit gainful employment that you got is really screwing with my schedule.

[a beat.]

Man, this fucking sucks.

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[handsomefoil]

Such a shame. The world seems to be in dire need of your little protag antics right about now.

[crownless]

Hell yeah it is. The world can't live off the off-brand Touchdown forever, can it?

[ooooooo]

[handsomefoil]

Correction, I'm not a Touchdown to begin with- I am a brand all on its own, thank you very much.

[crownless]

Except you technically are. Unless I imagined that we were brothers?

[ishotyouuu]

Sounds like a few exes I could name.

It's too bad you can't kick her to the curb and go solo, Trav. Would probably work out for ya in the long run.

[A self-insert Travis in an RP would be terrible and hilarious all at once.]

Least you're not gettin' starved and tortured on the regular, though. You got that goin' for you, at least.

[crownless]

[what do you know-- it's the guy he most wanted to see again, AND the guy he was hoping he'd never see again. How awkward a disappearance was that, again?]

Wade.

[an uncomfortable pause. well. you know what, fuck it.]

Maybe we should just ditch this place altogether. You wanna bust out of here with me?

[ishotyouuu]

[A harsh, involuntary laugh. Seeing Travis again is as mixed a bag for him as it probably is for Travis. It's hard for him to decide on what to feel, but right now his heart feels as though it's going to burst out of his chest. So, of course, he settles on just being glib.]

Hate to tell you this, Trav-- then again, maybe I don't-- but Haven's been kaput for near on a month now.

...Unless of course you mean this whole place-- [he indicates all of Dreamwidth with a sweeping gesture]-- in which case... I'm pretty sure Marvel's looking for new blood if you can get dear old dad on the phone to sign over the rights.

[fistfighting]

You're better off being shelved. [ she is currently side eyeing the convo above with gay boyfriend ]

[crownless]

[wow dont judge sis]

Unlike some people I don't have the luxury of being shelved and dead at the same time.

[furere]

Cry, bitch, moan. Just accept you're a discarded toy and shut up.

[crownless]

Fuck off, Dannyboy. Ain't like you're getting any more action than I am, either.

[furere]

I'm just saying, when you expect nothing and get something, it's a lot more rewarding. [plus his sole mission in life is to just be a thorn in coyote's ass, so same-old same-old]

[rippedoff]

Y'know, if you keep being quiet, I might just become the main character yet.

[In our dreams, maybe. Regardless, Shinobu smirks as she continues.]

Maybe you need to play hard-to-get.

[crownless]

I'm still gonna be the coolest, but I'm not gonna lie-- seeing you doing your own thing would be pretty sweet, Shinobu.

And I've done that, but she still won't bite. I dunno what gives.

[rippedoff]

Whatever, you wish you could be this cool. But, I guess I've gotta settle being the number one girl in this headspace. For now.

You just gotta keep making demands until they do something about it.

[hasitsthorns]

Muns are fickle like that, unfortunately. Suddenly they get a job and their 'priorities' change and you're old news.

Sorry, dude. At least you're still rattling around in that headspace though and not retired or something. Now that's the pits.

[crownless]

Man, I wish it were like that: this is the first time I've gotten to crawl back up to the surface in fuckin' months. She's too busy with Jojos and shitposting up the Mortal Kombat fandom.

[.............guilty as charged but TRAVIS, LISTEN, THERE ARE COWBOYS]

Yeah. [eyeroll] Maybe she'll toss me a couple more bones. Who knows.

[hasitsthorns]

To be fair, Mortal Kombat is pretty damn cool.

[ Finish him. ]

Well. I hope so. I mean, I know the dudes miss you more than anything.

[diosauria]

Oh, shut up already. Do you think that's something that just applies to you?

[crownless]

I'm sorry, is shitty Jurassic Park Dio trying to strike up a conversation with me?

[he's never gonna get over it im sorry diego]

Talk to me when you get Za Warudo [ugh travis] again!

[diosauria]

Still on his side after he got his claws in your brain, are we? [yeah he heard about that loser] I'm not going to waste my time arguing my superiority to someone who can't go out in the sun.

[crownless]

I think it's...

[DRAMATIC PAUSE]

...academia.

[Travis grimaces because GROSS!!!! ALL THAT NERD BULLSHIT!!!!]

[notintehkitchen]

Places to go and people to kill? Oh! Who do you work for?

[Well isn't this just the most casual ass way of seeing if he's a BLU or a RED.]

[crownless]

I'm here and there.

[HA HA who worked for sylvia christel, not him. not anymore anyways.]