On possible AU-game shenanigans and wanting to play him everywhere

[vitalfunction]

It is illogical to decide that you wish to place me into a "game" that will change my history and then not take advantage of that fact. Why must we still have this cursed power? That it can be made to "work" with the setting is not an acceptable answer.

I am aware I can do little to change your mind but I insist that you do not leave these holes in the timeline and motivations in the altered history. If you are not clear on all the details it will inevitably cause disruptions and inconsistency. It is not ready to "test drive" me at this point.

Another matter, is the fact that of the Embryon, only having Argilla with me will not be sufficient. Our full tribe is preferred, and at least to avoid unfortunate confrontations, Serph and Sera are required.

As a closing thought, you cannot sustain "canon" me and "AU" me at one time. It would cause confusion, even if one only happened in these memes, much less two "games." I do not comprehend why you would even have the urge, or think yourself capable of it.

((ooc: crossposted to dear_player))

Voice Test [x-post to dear_player]

[crash_de_bingo]

So, mundane, is it? You're the one responsible for bringing me here?

Hm... It is pretty cozy here, so at least we've got that going for us. But do you think you can keep up with me? Really? You don't seem to be keeping up with anything else, but you know what? I think maybe we can whip you into shape.

Come on! Make a post! Make a post! Tag some people! What are you doing? There's no time to be lazy! Find me some friends!

[ I'm sorry! You're a lot higher-energy than I'm used to! I promise I'll do canon review starting tonight! ]

Hm... I guess that's better. It's a start, anyway. I'll let you off easy today, but you'd better fulfill your part of the bargain! I'll be watching!

[Canon is Role Models]

[augie]

I'm really not sure this is a good idea...

Why do I keep you here

[twistedcircuits]

Here's an idea: Stop being such a clumsy ugly clod. Then maybe you won't have to worry about dropping things and breaking them anymore.

How does ugly factor into it?

Maybe you'll stop shattering reflective surfaces.

Nothing major. All you have to do is pay millions of dollars to reconfigure your gigantic tomato nose.

And then maybe laser surgery so you don't have to wear those hideous corrective lenses anymore.

Then maybe you can stop being so fat.

Really when you look at it that way, it's not a lot to ask for.

I'm sure all the grace and poise will come naturally when you cease to offend all the earthy deities with your appearance.

Moving is such a pain.

[whistlexconcert]

You must be the queen of long-winded introductions, puppet master.  I mean seriously, was that really necessary? Then again, I guess I can't blame you, hearing about all the stress you've been put through in the past couple of months...

Though sometimes it's good to just breathe, since you can, and just cool down? Maybe get some fresh air, and feel spring drawing near. It'll be alright, there's no need to worry about every little thing. In the end, it's no big deal, right? The world will keep spinning. You take care of yourself, and just be yourself. No one else is gonna do it for you, and you only have one life to do that. 

That's where you and I have a lot in common. For that, I completely understand.

Also, thanks for the candy. I can barely taste it and I don't need to eat it, but by solar is it still a great feeling.

canon is Orange is the New Black

[tucky]

I am friends with a zombie, a wizard, and a grim reaper.




I'm just saying, if you wanna think about the ways in which I have changed or grown as a person-- that ain't a bad place to start.

(no subject)

[thauron]

"Sauron seemed to repent and plead to Eönwë and the victorious Host of the West for mercy. Although his plea was probably genuine, Sauron was unwilling to return to the Utter West for judgment, and so he fled and hid somewhere in Middle-earth."

You speak of guilt as if it has anything to do with me. I served my Master well and long. His defeat was... [Actual emotion. Take a picture because this will not last long. He clenches his fist and raises it, eyes flaring.] He taught me a lesson even then. I shall not be defeated.

His lesson I will carry into all of the ages to come.

it's been a while

[canisayfuckmore]

 I get why you think this is a good idea, but, I'm just saying. This is a fucking terrible idea.