canon is Orange is the New Black

[tucky]

I am friends with a zombie, a wizard, and a grim reaper.




I'm just saying, if you wanna think about the ways in which I have changed or grown as a person-- that ain't a bad place to start.

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[routemistress]

You're forgetting the aliens and superheroes, my darling.

oh hey there

[tucky]

No, I'm not forgetting, that's just a different kind of thing.

Who's a superhero? Barbara?

[routemistress]

Batgirl, then Oracle, they don't come any superer in my book! And there's Steve and all. You missed Bruce and Kal when we 'ad 'em here - Kal, now, 'e was a sweetheart and a half.

[tucky]

Steve is a superhero? He don't wear a cape or anything. Neither does Barbara.

[Speaking of Barbara...]

... My teacher is a superhero.

[That's a little awesome.]

[routemistress]

No, but you've seen 'is fancy shield, 'aven't you? Babs doesn't do the bat thing round the barge so much, but she's got all the kit.

[tucky]

I haven't seen it. It's just a shield? What does it do?

[routemistress]

...you know, I don't actually know. Though I think it doubles as a throwing weapon? I just know from our Chris and 'is comic collection that it's important. Like that 'ammer 'e was using for a doorstop after Christmas.

[tucky]

Hammer? I haven't seen his room.

If I become a warden, do I get a weapon to defend myself?

[oh god no]

[routemistress]

Oh no, that were just Loki messing about. 'E requested Thor's 'ammer for Christmas and the Admiral actually got 'old of it, some'ow.

'Course then no one on board could lift the bugger. I must ask 'im if it's still there.

[tucky]

Doesn't sound like it'd make a good doorstop if it was too heavy to lift. You'd never be able to move it and close your door.

[routemistress]

Well, that's Loki for you, isn't it? Chris said 'e 'adn't been able to pee in privacy all year, poor lad.

[tucky]

[She barely knows Loki, but she still laughs because she's a douche.]

I bet he gets people stealing from him, too.

[bodilesswarrior]

I used to. I can show you the costume some time, if you want.

[tucky]

Yeah. Maybe when we're doing school or something.

[Distractions ho!]