warlords of pepe

[youvegotafriend]

[Wait, shh! Stand still!

...What's that on your head?

It is a fat, friendly bird, apparently, twittering away softly to itself. It seems very comfortable.

PEPE HAS ARRIVED.]

oh sure make it awkward right up front

[tortureprincess]

Tick tock, tick tock, mun.

It's been a whole year, and what, no second date? I'm a patient woman but you're being fucking rude. I take you out, show you a good time - the least you can do to repay me is make a little space on your schedule so I can stretch my legs some, don't you think? While you're squandering your youth or whatever, I've been here cooling my heels and not. getting. any. younger.

[ She paces the space, a little restless, a little desperate.]

If you're not careful, I'll lose my edge, and you and I both know I'm too good a tool to waste for nothing. You've got other sadists - and I can respect that! - but I'm good to you. You know I can be again.

So loosen up a little. Let's have some fun.

[[OOC: Unless you scared everyone off by being a TERRIBLE PERSON, didn't think of that, did you? Does the Sub-Visser need to come with warnings? Probably. Let me know how I can accommodate you. ]]

Voice Test - Cross-Posted to dear_player.

[longunderthetree]

To put trust in your attentions would not be wise. I am one who chooses his companions with patience and wisdom - not because I find them interesting for a moment. If you wish to cultivate this...bond, you must reveal more of yourself. I fear you know far too much about me already.

[His fingers idly count the number of arrows he has on his person - a not so subtle reminder that his mun is dealing with an expert archer.]

Even for friends and family, I will not be rash. You have introduced me to a strange realm and I do not feel I can trust my eyes and ears.

8-Bit Theater

[soangryicouldtinkle]

So you enabled someone into reading my glorious life story by showing them that I am a bad person.

Then you started rereading my glorious life story.

And you're just now remembering how bad I am?

You're slower than the plot of Doctor Who.

a little late to the party

[glorypunch]

I cannot believe that you would go and let my canon get announced for a re-release and then do nothing about it! Did you think about all of the Rious and the Jowys that I could possibly be missing out on? Huhhh?!

You'd better bust your butt on playing through it again so I can get back in the game ASAP! C'monnn! Lemme at 'em!

Voice-testing

[tomoveyourstars]

Nervous, are you? Sensible of you, my dear. You should be.

[The Goblin King lounges as carelessly as ever, crystals darting about within the confines of his fingers. What is happening here is decidedly Not His Problem, no matter where he ends up in the end.]

But I daresay you know just as well as I that such a thing ought never keep you. Whatever would you do without the challenge? Which is precisely what I am here for, after all, so I do believe you've chosen well. As to the others --

[Quite suddenly, he isn't where he was. A slight wind rustles through feathers.]

-- they really matter very little, no matter what you believe. Make your own story, girl. Move your own stars.

Muses are sometimes evil

[aokousedfish]

What are you talking about, Mun?

That is the best Christmas present ever!

Aoko thinks Kaito will absolutely love it!

Trixie Lulamoon vs. Winifred Sanderson and Trixie's thoughts on Equestria Girls Holiday Special

[elementofpeanutbutter]

The nerve of her!

To sweep past Trixie as if she were invisible?! To IGNORE Trixie and dismiss her as some kind of power hungry parlor trick practitioner?!

Oh ho ho! Trixie will make her pay! I may not have been a teachers pet in the school for gifted unicorns but Trixie's magical night is a force to fear!

...

And while we're at it, Trixie does not care much for the way her human double was only in one page of that Holiday Special! How do they expect her to grow as a character without appropriate time on stage? Trixie is more then just some lackey for those sirens.

She's thinking about the series finale

[hotheadedsavior]

Yeah. We've been through a lot together. You picked me up right after my show premiered and, now, here we are - the end.

It's been an awesome ride. I know I've complained a lot over the years but I know we're both gonna miss new episodes. It'll be okay, though. I'll be in your headspace whenever you wanna dabble again in my world.

So enjoy the finale. I'll be here no matter what. Thanks for picking me up as a muse.

Guess who's back

[earbite]

Heeey, where ya been, munny two shoes?! It was real mean of ya to just up 'n leave me, y'know. I was cryin' myself to sleep every night! Waaah, waaaah, my munny don't love me no more~!

Hahaha, don't worry, don't worry! Ol' Harley knows she'll always be ya main gal. It's cause I'm cute, ain't it? ...Ain't it? Aw, I know how y'feel, sweetcheeks, you don't gotta get all embarrassed about it! Lotsa folks think I'm real swell, dontcha know?

Crazy? I dunno if they think that, munny-moo. Think it's more like "gawsh, what a babe, I'd love to take a peek at her Jack in The Box, if y'know what I mean!"

Aw, c'mon, that was a good one! Don't you roll your eyes at me, ya nerd.

homeless for now ...

[godsitter]

Playing it again will only frustrate you even more. That, and I don't really fancy watching myself fade from existence for the nth time.

Just saying.

a pocket-sized werewolf

[petwerewolf]

[ Benji idly scratches his chest before shyly fidgeting with the edge of his shirt. ] Can- can werewolves be pets?

It sure sounds great, dude... food every day. Belly rubs. But I dunno if anyone's going to want me, like, on the couch and sleeping on their nice pillows.

[ He shrugs sadly... he knows he's messy and in need of a bath. No one's going to want to keep him indoors. ]

[You've got a little something... on your face...]

[theabyssgazedback]

 [A slow, unsettling smile.]

Funny...

metaphors are hard

[americasleeps]

Not my voice. Yours, filtered through silence and machines.

Know the words well enough. But hollow inside. The echo, the ripple. Not the shout, the rock.

Got more walking to do.