Terms and Conditions.

[her_gift]

You're wearin' me down. Alright, out of the goodness of my heart, I'll do what you want if you let me blow off some steam.

(See this stare? It's hard, knowing and unwavering.)

You know, find an interesting outlet for my aggravations? Preferably rough and violent?

Is that really so much to ask?

Netflix really shouldn't have uploaded this series

[atorturedsoul]

Oh, um...hello? I'm not quit sure how to proceed here. It's been so long since we've spoken, mun. I was one of your very first voices, wasn't I? Back before this site or Livejournal itself were ever created. It's so good to be acquainted once more. I do wonder what plans you have for me?

Ah, never mind. Perhaps we should seek out my dear friends instead?

ALLELUIA teaser

[hoofbeats]

( Spoilers? )

On stirring up a good ol' fashioned mutiny.

[torsion]

A captain that admits to having no knowledge about the station they've taken up and is willing to compromise the safety of their entire crew because it's "no fun to rest" when they're ill is not one I want to serve under. I'm not there to boost his confidence and give advice, I'm there for combat support.

Might even be able to have a ship transfer taken seriously if things change. Just a thought.

happy birthday, you old lady

[her_mouse_jesty]

 Eighty-six, is it? Well, I have to admit... I don't really keep track of these things. After all, you're only as old as you feel~!

Of course, you know this mean this is Mickey's birthday too. Every year, he just gets more handsome!

In four years, we'll be ninety... and ten years after that, we'll be one hundred! My goodness, this is going to be a very fun future!

On heading into a short-term horror game...

[thebestversion]

Okay, I get it. Sorta. It's a short-term thing, so it's good for trying out new voices, right? Like those 100 word prompts that you have to fill in fifteen minutes. I've done those! They're fun! They only take maybe ten minutes tops and it's not a ton of commitment. Great, right?

But did you really have to pick a horror game? I mean, I'm all for coming up with interesting situations, but a survival realty show? You'd have a really hard time pulling that one off. Especially stuck in the woods in the middle of nowhere, and with the token creepy gameshow host. Seems a little overdone, if you ask me. Not to mention super trope-y. Which isn't bad, in some cases, but in this one I'm gonna say that it's a bit much.

Couldn't you just put me in a Slice of Life jamjar or something? Y'know, some low-stress situation where we can get used to each other and feel each other out?

No?

Ugh.

Canon is Love Live! School Idol Project

[hairtwirling]

I refuse.

[Aw, c'mon Maki! ♥ We would have so much fun!]

No. [Her eyes narrow.] I've seen what you've done to other muses, and I've no interest in taking part in that sort of after-school activity.

[She turns her nose up, an air of superiority lifting her features.] And don't think I'll bow to peer pressure, either. I know you put this out there to see if the other members of μ's would join your attempts, but forget it!

[Castmates, do you seriously buy it? I don't, either.]

Obligatory spoiler warning for 2x08 in the comments.

[wolfintheherd]

( spoilers )

(no subject)

[nextbigthing]

 I know you're excited about that new, upcoming Ant-Man series, but let's get real here for a second, mun. The chances of me being in it are...slim, at best. 

You know us music types. Me, Dazzler, Lila. We never fare well in these long term plans. Always pushed off to the sidelines.

And no, you don't get to send me to a horror game or something else for saying that. 

idek but the graphics did kinda suck.

[xanthine]

OH JESUS.

How could you do this to me, man!? Nngh-- don't you remember what happened last week??! Oh god, what if I'M a computer program too?? S-someone's gonna take off their helmet and then I'm gonna disappear!! OH JESUS CHRIST I DON'T WANT TO DISAPPEAR!!!

Ngh--aah--!

[Whines, pathetically yanking at his hair.]

Oh man, and if I die here, I'll die in real life too! They're gonna come after me next!! The customer service guys! And the hookers, man! [eye-twitch] JESUS CHRIST, the hookers. If they can't find that Stotch kid they'll come for my blood next, I just know it!!! I'm never answering my phone again!! [CLAWING AT HIS SHIRT] --ngh--You don't stab someone and then disappear and get ungrounded like n-nothing's gonna happen! Someone's gotta fry for this and it's probably gonna be me!!! I just know it!!

test...test...

[finalbearer]

This is what you do with your time? Sit around a computer and pretend to be someone else? I don't know if it would make for a very interesting story. There's a lot more you could be doing, you know.

I mean, if you enjoy it I guess that's something, but I really don't appreciate getting plucked around like this for your fun. I've got things to do, too, and none of them involved being here. Though I'd like to know how you got me here in the first place. There's no knife for that anymore...

Headed to genessia

[observingly]

Uh... mun? I, uh... I don't even need my diary to know that this is a really, really bad idea.

...

... wait, Yuno's going?

...

... yeah, I'd better go with her, then.

Horrible!

[kurosagi]

 Posting to Dear Mun, and leaving right after? That can't be good. Probably shouldn't say anything at all when you're so tired, but what do I know?

[He shuffles his feet and pulls his jacket tighter around his frame, sniffling.]

I hate being sick, though. Nothing beats cold season.

I don't even know how this happened

[heroofthestars]

[Yawns.

Blinks.

Blinks again.]



!!!

This isn't Dream Land!

[THIS ISN'T EVEN THE FIRST TIME SOMETHING LIKE THIS HAPPENED HELP.]

[He's panicking, he's panicking internally.]

[luckandpluck]

 Now, I know you're excited, and I am too-- I mean, it's been a year since this relationship happened, can you believe it? And now, tomorrow-- why, tomorrow's the big day! Our anniversary! And I'm so stoked up for it like you don't even know, I mean I already got my plans set and--

-- wait.

Wait.

Wait.

You... did write out the video for me, didn't you? Like, you made sure to get the gift I had planned up all nicely done and wrapped, right--

... [The amount of swearing in this segment has been censored for underage audiences.]

Ronald Bilius Weasley, look what you've done.

[sophically]

Of course I want to see him. Even if we argue, that doesn't mean my feelings towards him have changed.

We're just passionate people, I suppose. [She worries the inside of her lip, arms crossed over her chest.] Whether he has his memories or not, it's...okay. I'll spend my time filling in the blanks and...

He has me. I won't turn my back on him. Even if I am angry. How could he leave like that?

[No, control. Counting to ten, brb.]

But there are other matters that take precedence. [My, that's a big sigh, Hermione.] Like surviving. And remaining sane.