on a reserve; canon is dracula.

[stenography]

Here I'd always thought you would have taken a greater liking to the good professor - or one of the sisters, perhaps? Certainly not I, not under less than convenient circumstances such as those I was recently afflicted with. I must say I'm pleasantly surprised by your decision, flattered even, although I can't express as much delight with your plans for me. Both short and long-term.

I will miss my beloved Jonathan dearly, but shall nonetheless strive to practise shorthand as much as if we were to still meet one another again soon. After all, he will want to know all about this city you speak of and I will need something to keep me entertained.

Should I pick up the habit of carrying stakes with me at all times as well? I do hope that won't be necessary. I've had enough of the Nosferatu for this lifetime.

i apologise for the username and every moment after

[boourns]

( [spoilers for OuaT] )

Agents of SHIELD AU. (considering Sanctum)

[thewolfintheherd]

This isn't going to go the way you want.

[But it's a neat idea!

At that she raises an eyebrow and leans back.]

You're an idiot. Don't you have other things you could be doing?

(no subject)

[crimsonblur]

( There could be spoilers! )

Really, he's just commenting on the state of the site after the Update

[cancercarcino]

YES, YOU'RE ALL EXCITED ABOUT THE FACT THAT THINGS HAVE FINALLY STARTED CHANGING AFTER A YEAR'S WORTH OF INACTIVITY.
AND YES, I'LL BE GLAD TO KNOW JUST HOW FUCKED UP OUR SESSION HAS BECOME SINCE LAST TIME.
BUT SWEET MOTHER GRUB'S VESTIGIAL THIRD ORAL SPHINCTER, YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO *BREAK THE GODDAMN SITE* AGAIN.
I KNOW THAT THIS IS KIND OF A THING YOU MUNS DO BUT REALLY, IF YOU ALL STOP SWARMING THE PAGE LIKE A PACK OF RABID DEVILBEASTS AROUND A CHOLERBEAR STEAK THEN MAYBE YOU'LL BE ABLE TO READ IT.
NOW YOU HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL THE ASSCRACK OF DAWN TO READ THE DAMN THING IN THE HOPES THAT NOBODY ELSE WILL BE AWAKE AND CLOGGING THE SITE'S TRAFFIC AND I DON'T EVEN FEEL SORRY FOR YOU.
YOU ALL DID THIS TO YOURSELVES, NOW YOU GOTTA WAIT UNTIL THE SITE'S DONE SHITTING ITSELF UNDER THE WEIGHT OF ALL YOU NOOKSTAINS APPARATING INTO FUCKING EXISTENCE IN THE BLINK OF A GLANCE NUGGET.

On finishing the app

[624th_bird_bird]

So? Are you really going to do this? Because I'm kinda tired of your cop-outs Munna.

[It's done. I just finished the app, and I'm sending it off once they open in a few hours.]

The app's done? Like, done done? Really? Seriously?

[Seriously.]

OHMYGOSH. MUN. YES. Thank you. I'm finally getting a break from the hell-hole that is my canon! And I get to go to the chillest place of life yesss!

[Ac-tually...]

What? What now?

[...there might be a war going on...]

...What.

Pre-Sequel equals old muse waking up.

[divorcee]

( Blanket spoiler warning and such. )

Another horror game? Aka getting dusted off and thrown into Box

[fullmoonarmani]

 Really? Well I mean at least it isn't like the last place--

Wait...it IS the last place!? Why the hell would I want to go back there!? Last time I was there you planned to have me turned into a werewolf by that crazy Hale guy.

Damn it.

I can't fight this can I? 

[Canon is GaoGaiGar FINAL]

[cyborg_grrl]

What are you doing, bringing me back?

You want to send me where?!

Non. I am not so desperate for contact that I will lower myself for your amusement. There are three people that are allowed to touch me, and none of them are at any of the places you've been looking at. And its not as though I'll ever see him around here...

Though, I wouldn't mind finding a place with a few more robots. No one can replace KyoRyu and AnRyu, but a few friends without hard-wired biological idiocy would be nice.

So. You have my terms. I hope you listen to them, idiot-mun

- Renais