Pre-Sequel equals old muse waking up.

[divorcee]

Jesus, no wonder the guy had a couple screws loose. Enough shit like that and I'd probably snap. -Still doesn't change the fact that he's a fascist asshole, though. Nutbar or not, guy had to die.

I got a bad gut feeling about this other stuff, though. This could take a while. Mind, y'know, not leaving me out here to die of boredom? Just a suggestion.

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[iamthegoddamnhero]

Oh my GOD no SPOILERS! [ jack you clicked the link ] SHUT UP AND GO FINISH THE GAME [ jack i have a paper to write ]

...also all my screws are plenty tight, if you get me.

[divorcee]

[ew it's the hyperion scumbag]

Nah. I'm... what, 90 percent sure you're a giant bag 'o crazy? Between Opportunity and- well, everything else, I don't have to be a rocket scientist to figure it out.

Seriously. Killing you did the universe a favor.

[So there, nyeh.]

[iamthegoddamnhero]

W-- That's not what I meant. That as innuendo! Aww, you spoiled the joke!

[ ...and the rest he ignores because fuck you he's living forever shut up HE IS ]

[divorcee]

Your jokes are terrible! I mean, do you even listen to yourself? Krieg makes more sense than you, and he's got a whole battalion's worth of screws loose!

[That dead Warrior kinda makes denying it moot. Y'know.]

[iamthegoddamnhero]

Krieg can't even string a sentence together without the word 'die' involved. I mean, you all are bandits-- but he sort of sets the bar for bandit behavior.

[divorcee]

Vault Hunter. Get it right, jackass. We're Vault Hunters. As in, we hunt Vaults. Or, in this case, we hunt you down so one of us can put a bullet in your head!

[Or shotgun pellet, or rifle round, or SMG bullet, or a hammer or a kunai or a buzzsaw or whatever else happens to be at hand.]

[iamthegoddamnhero]

I coined the term, piss for brains! Coined it. And you're not Vault Hunter. You'er a bandit.

[peepot]

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