Yes, I know things are always difficult for me and mine. Up one moment and crashing the next.
Jul. 29th, 2014
Hey. Hey! The wolf is not part of the deal. I get to live in your head wolf free, otherwise No. Deal.
[ You're hurting his feelings, Ray. ]
Hurting his feelings? I can't hurt his feelings, it's a wolf. And who am I arguing with anyway? Myself, that's who. Or maybe you're arguing with yourself? This whole thing is too extensional for me. [ Existential? ] Existential. You drag me back here, after a good decade and a half I might add of much deserved retirement. You drag me back here when I could be sipping buttermilk in Stella's arms on a beach in Florida right now, and I get here and you wanna ditch me with the wolf while the Mountie goes off and has all the fun. Story of my life. Is that not the story of my life? Anyone? Anyone think that's reasonable? No, it's inhuman [ inhooman ] is what it is. I got rights--the right to be left alone being numero uno on that list. The right to not having a wolf make with me comes a close second. I swear to God...
[ And speaking of Diefenbaker. ]
Oh no. No, no, no. Not the jacket! Look what he's doing to my jacket! Dief, get off of me. [ Enunciate! ] Get. Off. Me! Oh man, this is never gonna wash out...
[ You're hurting his feelings, Ray. ]
Hurting his feelings? I can't hurt his feelings, it's a wolf. And who am I arguing with anyway? Myself, that's who. Or maybe you're arguing with yourself? This whole thing is too extensional for me. [ Existential? ] Existential. You drag me back here, after a good decade and a half I might add of much deserved retirement. You drag me back here when I could be sipping buttermilk in Stella's arms on a beach in Florida right now, and I get here and you wanna ditch me with the wolf while the Mountie goes off and has all the fun. Story of my life. Is that not the story of my life? Anyone? Anyone think that's reasonable? No, it's inhuman [ inhooman ] is what it is. I got rights--the right to be left alone being numero uno on that list. The right to not having a wolf make with me comes a close second. I swear to God...
[ And speaking of Diefenbaker. ]
Oh no. No, no, no. Not the jacket! Look what he's doing to my jacket! Dief, get off of me. [ Enunciate! ] Get. Off. Me! Oh man, this is never gonna wash out...
Child, while your effort to expand my story is appreciated, I would caution against using an AU to explain my presence during events (or after) that do not directly concern me. To any of my kin still living across the sea, especially. As much as I miss them, my appearance would most likely appear crafted out of ... whole cloth?
[ That's kind of the point of an au, Finarfin. Try to keep an open mind about this, it'll be fun. ]
Somehow, I suspect your definition of fun may diverge greatly from my own.
[ That's kind of the point of an au, Finarfin. Try to keep an open mind about this, it'll be fun. ]
Somehow, I suspect your definition of fun may diverge greatly from my own.
You actually did it. The running gag. The dumb joke among people already way below me in IQ, the fandom cliche that actually doesn't seem to be done enough to be a cliche, and you threw in a Twilight joke right in the username. And I can't drink alcohol anymore so I can't just get face deep in vodka unless this isn't a thing anymore.
But you know what? You don't have to be a genius - and I've seen your grades, you aren't - to know this won't go anywhere. Go ahead and post to all the memes you want. Tag people. See if you get any responses. The thing about trying to make a joke into an actual character is that nobody is interested but the people in on the joke, and none of them RP.
...or at least I hope so. Because if I have to seriously endure the ridicule from the entire team, renewed tension with Steve and more rockiness in my relationship with Pepper? I will get into your head and make your relive failing your Biology final every night you sleep from now until you delete this account.
But you know what? You don't have to be a genius - and I've seen your grades, you aren't - to know this won't go anywhere. Go ahead and post to all the memes you want. Tag people. See if you get any responses. The thing about trying to make a joke into an actual character is that nobody is interested but the people in on the joke, and none of them RP.
...or at least I hope so. Because if I have to seriously endure the ridicule from the entire team, renewed tension with Steve and more rockiness in my relationship with Pepper? I will get into your head and make your relive failing your Biology final every night you sleep from now until you delete this account.
How long is too long 8|
Jul. 29th, 2014 12:16 pmmun that apps gettin awwful long
an you aint evven filled out MOST a the sections
maybe you need to do some trimmin somewwhere
an you aint evven filled out MOST a the sections
maybe you need to do some trimmin somewwhere
Canon is Yamato Nadeshiko Shichi Henge
Jul. 29th, 2014 02:17 pmTch..[Kyouhei is less than impressed with the idea of being here. Does it show?] No way, no way. Why do I have to do something stupid like this? If they're your friends, you play with them instead.
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I already said I'm not doing it! Take your weird ideas out on somebody else, I have better things to do! [But he doesn't.]
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I already said I'm not doing it! Take your weird ideas out on somebody else, I have better things to do! [But he doesn't.]
voicetesting for the first time ever
Jul. 29th, 2014 03:51 pmMan, don't you think you should finish replaying the game or something before you try me out? You're stressing waaay too hard on the way I sound. Not saying you're totally awful or anything, I think it'd just get you to unclench.
Relax a little, be chill, it's not that hard. I think you sort of talk the way I do anyway.
Relax a little, be chill, it's not that hard. I think you sort of talk the way I do anyway.
It doesn't matter. No matter what they try to throw my way I'll mash 'em dead and come out on top.
As long as I get home and stay home, I'll deal with it. Joss or no Joss...whatever the hell a Joss is....
As long as I get home and stay home, I'll deal with it. Joss or no Joss...whatever the hell a Joss is....
Voice Test. someone hates their name.
Jul. 29th, 2014 07:29 pm.... Yeah, nice name. It's hilarious.
This joke's already so old it's not even funny anymore.
This joke's already so old it's not even funny anymore.
Voicetesting. Canon is Faking It
Jul. 29th, 2014 07:43 pmSo ... Let me get this straight, your idea of making up for 'really questionable writing' is to go through all this trouble and then stick me with Lauren? Because the night of the wedding wasn't bad enough.
I'm not happy about how things ended either, but this doesn't seem like the best way to handle it, mun-lady. You've got enough kids running around here, you should go play with them and let me go back to bed for the next one hundred years.
[She's so tired and not up for this shit at all. Call her when there's chinese food or something.]
I'm not happy about how things ended either, but this doesn't seem like the best way to handle it, mun-lady. You've got enough kids running around here, you should go play with them and let me go back to bed for the next one hundred years.
[She's so tired and not up for this shit at all. Call her when there's chinese food or something.]