Voicetesting. Canon is Faking It

[notreallyfakingit]

So ... Let me get this straight, your idea of making up for 'really questionable writing' is to go through all this trouble and then stick me with Lauren? Because the night of the wedding wasn't bad enough.

I'm not happy about how things ended either, but this doesn't seem like the best way to handle it, mun-lady. You've got enough kids running around here, you should go play with them and let me go back to bed for the next one hundred years.

[She's so tired and not up for this shit at all. Call her when there's chinese food or something.]

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[queencroquembouche]

You're not exactly my first choice either. Or my second. Third, even. In fact, I'm pretty much scraping the bottom of the barrel here. My mun must be desperate. [Hair flip.] I'd feel sorry for her...if she wasn't putting me in this puke-worthy situation.

[notreallyfakingit]

I get it already. [Lauren is as cutting as ever, but it's familiar. Still.] Well, maybe it's better than ending up with a bunch of strangers? As least we actually know each other.

And I'm not sure they really care about how we feel, for the record, so you're better off saving the energy anyway.

[queencroquembouche]

Are you sure strangers wouldn't be better? [She relents with a sigh.] No, you may have something of a point. There are some real weirdos around here. I guess I'd rather have a lesbo.

[notreallyfakingit]

Weirdos is putting it too nicely. [At least her insult produces a grin.] More like ex-lesbo, who is now legally your sister. Friendly reminder!

[queencroquembouche]

[Scoff.] Oh, please. You're not an ex-anything. [Good luck convincing her otherwise, after what she heard.] And it's stepsister, by the way. Which really isn't any better. [She sighs. Life is so hard.]