Apr. 18th, 2014

[personal profile] bit_magnificent
Y'know, I distinctly recall a dramatic exit. I could recall a letter of resignation too if you fancy that, but nah. I'm pleased, mind you, promise! You'll do fine! I'm just... curious, is all.

Though... yeah, if I saw that big a mob of superheroes milling 'round the TARDIS doors, I wouldn't wanna come out, either.
nstark: (Default)
[personal profile] nstark
Called it. Intelligence agency that fears intelligence. They don't call me a genius for nothing, you know. Maybe you ought to listen, mun.

-not clever? Natasha just rolls her eyes-

Just wait for it.
legaltoughguy: (doing a little recon)
[personal profile] legaltoughguy
You're well within your rights to fix the parts of me that don't work. Actually, I'd like it if you did. I really don't think Matt or Kelly or anyone else is going to stop talking to me simply because you admit you made a few mistakes. Unless your next idea is to turn me into some sort of homicidal maniac, then they'd probably have to arrest me.

Do whatever you're going to do and let's see if any of this actually works any better.
hadonejob: (10)
[personal profile] hadonejob
Um. Yes. Hello there.

I'd hate to be a bother, really I would, but well, I've just happened to notice that you've been staring at a few of these, uh, "games" lately.

If I can make a request, I'd like to steer clear of the dangerous and disastrous ones. If it's — If it's all the same to you. Not exactly a fan of pandemonium. Especially when it's, ah, directed at me. Really not a big fan, in that case. And I can even make recommendations, since you're having trouble choosing.

Indecision's just a bloody pain. Probably a side effect of the brain damage. Quite common, I hear, among humans. A shame, but it's to be expected when they're composed of smelly flesh and organs. Why do they have so many, anyway? And useless, most of them, what with their need to eat and sleep. And bathe.

Ah, um. Not saying you're useless, of course. Or. Smelly.

I've known many fine humans. Brilliant ones. And not at all smelly. As it happens, uh, some of my best friends are humans.

Er, technically, I've only met one. And she did, in fact, have brain damage.

But. Well.

Voice Test

Apr. 18th, 2014 10:48 pm
mirkwoodking: (↣ a morbid hunger for blood)
[personal profile] mirkwoodking
I shall not leave my hallowed halls to chase such pests. I will not deny that I desire the Arkenstone, but the risk is too great. Sacrificing the lives of those who look to me for guidance would be the acts of a Dwarf; not an Elven King.

Take care that you do not mistake me for one of them again.

[He reclines on his throne, looking utterly unmoved and uninterested.]

Deals are made when you have something to offer. Show me your hand and we will be closer to compromise.

[Closer but not there.]