*dying whale noises*

[enduringwinter]

...

[Richter why]

Shouldn't I be asking you that? You said yourself; 'I've been playing him too long. He deserves a break.' And yet here we are. Again. [he sighs and pushes his glasses up] I swear you're hopeless.

[Richter why]

If my backstory is causing you such anguish, stop reading it. I have a thousand years to spend looking back at the things I've done and the things I failed to do. You don't have to remind me.

[RICHTE-]

Just... let me be.

Lecturing the Mundane about her fretting. (Canon is Book Girl/Bungaku Shoujo)

[tohko_amano]

Miss Mun, you don't have to worry about my family's resolution. You've read everything and understand it, right? If you do, then everything will be perfectly fine! I'm not going to vanish..and knowing the truth is always better than not, so don't worry. Just keep on trying to write, and I think you'll be fine.

Sure, your playing of me might be different now, but that's okay. There was no way you could have found out the truth before, so it's alright. Just try to write so that it shows now. It's like writing an original character in a story and finding out midway through the process that there was a hidden, tasty layer buried in them somewhere. You might have to rewrite to make sure that the layer is shown a little bit more..but as long as you do so, it'll be okay!

And..it's okay if you can't fully understand Alissa or Auntie. Even now, I still can't fully understand them, no matter how much I read..but as long as we keep trying, I think we'll be okay. We just have to keep on running like Melos.

And Miss Mun, please read a little bit more! You've been reading less recently! You're going to starve your soul if this keeps up! You might be trying to diet, but that's not the way to do it!

(no subject)

[chieftainess]

[Ayla is giving the Mundane impatient looks.]

Mun tired? Is late. Go sleep.

Mun no worry about friend. Friend fine. Mun worry too much!

(no subject)

[debts]

[ Dryly: ]

I don't know what I'm less enthused about. The final frontier, or April.

I...got inspired. Canon is Prequel

[solvedallyourproblems]

Now, we've already established that I, as a dark elf, am superior to you in every conceivable way. That's hardly anything to be ashamed of, my inferior friend! It just means that you can give up trying for first place and see what slightly-less-amazing things will get you into second place! Pressure's off!

But I have a concern: I just solved all your problems. It follows that solving problems is something that I'm really, really great at. Ergo, I can solve the problems of everyone I come across, and it follows from that that I've been brought here to do...what, solve the problems of every inferior being I come across?

That's way too much regret and introspection and feelings for me! I've already got a budding Witchhunter to train and she's already bored me to ectoplasmic tears with all that nonsense! Thank Vivec I've solved her feelings, but I have no desire to do it again.

I mean, I could if I wanted to. But I don't! Too bad for the lesser races but they are probably used to that.

On the anniversary of her husband's death.

[secondshift]

Just leave me alone, today. Don't put me in any memes. Don't think about any games. Just let me live my life, today, and mourn the wonderful, amazing man who should be living his, but for an idiot holding a grudge.

Yeah, it's not fun for me. And you're right, if it's anything like my birthday, nobody I play with is going to notice anyway. I'm not even sure Justin and Harvey are still here, and Mike is probably off conquering the world. I'd love to see them, but I doubt any of them will want to spend time with me when I'm at my worst.

But even so? It's a part of my life. It's a day to remember a man that was a huge influence on me. One day, out of all the others you have to have fun with me and make me drunk text people and whatever else you come up with.

Today is for me, and my son, and Chris. God rest his soul.

Canon is Law & Order. Mun just rewatched 20.16 'Innocence'.

[rubirosa]

I'm just saying. You brought me here, you're shipping me with Mike, you're even putting me in memes. The least you can do is let me punch Emily Ryan in the face.

Testing dat voice. Original character of the AI variety here.

[noautotune]

Test sequence initialized.

Internal memory intact. Processing capabilities fully functional. Communications online.

Test sequence complete. Character capabilities are optimal.

Query: Providing my "voice" is sufficient to your standards, what are your plans? Will I perhaps end up in one of those games or private story lines you're so fond of? My only request as of now is to please not forget about me. There is still much to discover.

Searching~

[lightoftheeveningstar]

'Quel undome, Lady. Nae saian luume'. (Good evening, Lady. It has been too long.) What brings you to my hearth? Do you intend to send me on a journey?

(There is endless wisdom in her grey eyes.)

Your interests are many and unique. I cannot foresee what you have planned for me, though I have hope that it all serve both of us well.

voice testing sob

[delightly]

Oh! This is such a new, wonderful experience. I really don't understand yet how this works, exactly - I don't think I've read any books in the castle on this, but I'm sure I'll get used to it, somehow! Besides, all journeys begin with a single step, don't they? I know mine did!

Again, Miss Mundane - thank you so much!

voicetestin'

[muarim]

This is unexpected.

I admit I am unaware of the reasons that brought you here with me. Though as...interesting an opportunity as this is, I really should be back with my little one. May I ask you to return me from where I came?