dear_mun | I...got inspired. Canon is Prequel

Now, we've already established that I, as a dark elf, am superior to you in every conceivable way. That's hardly anything to be ashamed of, my inferior friend! It just means that you can give up trying for first place and see what slightly-less-amazing things will get you into second place! Pressure's off!

But I have a concern: I just solved all your problems. It follows that solving problems is something that I'm really, really great at. Ergo, I can solve the problems of everyone I come across, and it follows from that that I've been brought here to do...what, solve the problems of every inferior being I come across?

That's way too much regret and introspection and feelings for me! I've already got a budding Witchhunter to train and she's already bored me to ectoplasmic tears with all that nonsense! Thank Vivec I've solved her feelings, but I have no desire to do it again.

I mean, I could if I wanted to. But I don't! Too bad for the lesser races but they are probably used to that.