on musings and kind of hinting to recent updates

[sleepwalked]

ok so
i can kinda see that u have a bigg crush on me n shit but cmon munnie liv a lil
its hard to b this badass i no but u seem pufectly capable of handlin my badass ksills
*skils
*CINERE COMPLIMENTS R NOW CORRECT
relax n hav sum fuckin fun!1
i know yu have a rotten case of the FEELS for me btw but dont feel pity for me coz i dont need that siillyy lmao
bein where i am makes shit hard for u to have feriends but if i cn deal with dorks n tightasses u can del with other munnies coz they arnt gonna bite much 6_~
*frieds
*pals
ok so basicly just have fun bcoz if u dont im gonna be prety mad
(dramtic pauses)
and f your i im bein rely serius

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[sleepwalked]

scratch scratch scratchhhhh
rings a bell or sumthin but cant place it
neways
ohh so were u sum sleepin beauty white
waitin wit sum 7 dwarbes
*warves
fuckin pervin on u while u bleed out and sleep nighty night
shit pls tell me i was the princ that awoke u
thatd be cute as hell imho

[not_lesbian_nope]

[Fuck she just had to ask that. Kanaya couldn't lie so she answered with a rather heavy blush.]

Well Yes You Did Mimic The Story Of Sleeping Beauty To Wake Me.

[sleepwalked]

bow to the fuckin master
lemme guess was dirky poo grrumpy lol
becoz thats literally perfecto for him
so my mad mackin skills (( evne if it was another me)& awoken u from a dream huh
im wigglin my eyebrows can u see them
wggle wiggle waggle wigggle
woke u up with true badassery fair kanaya of sleepinhollow

[not_lesbian_nope]

Dirk? I've Never Met Anyone By That Name.
Though There Is A Blonde Boy In Sunglasses Whom I Have To Wonder How Exactly He Got Into An All Girl's School.
No One Seems To Question It Though

[sleepwalked]

rly i figured he would be all up in an all gurls skool
gettin mani and petis left n right
hes chill like that
and by chill i mean swinger
and by swinger i mean to the wrong fuckin team yknow
but hes chill n i luv him lots<3
guess not tho but mayb hes under cover
lmao is this person in sunnies named dirkella by neychance
*ne

[not_lesbian_nope]

We Never Actually Spoke.
I Simply Saw Him In My Math Class.

[sleepwalked]

ya sounds lik dirk
hes smart and shit so hes prob just tuckin it thb
*tbh

[not_lesbian_nope]

I Suppose That's A Possibility.
Then Again The School Allows For The Use of Real Swords So Perhaps It Isn't Impossible They Made An Exception For Him

[sleepwalked]

probs idk
it sounds lik sum stupid boku no piko anime or somethin with crossdressin n boys bein girls
im just here gaggalin away
he prob fits in so well thats why no one questins it

[not_lesbian_nope]

Well My Mundane Is Saying This "Dirk's" Brother Does Work At An All Boy's School And Wears A Skirt.
Apparently He Works At The School My Brother Goes To

[sleepwalked]

duckin booyah
*fuck
that sounds lyk them if i EVARRRR heard of him
im still gagglin btw
l o k
fuck it laughing out kharismaticly

[not_lesbian_nope]

I Suppose You Two Are Close Friends Then?

[sleepwalked]

idk i guess u could say that
hes pretty fukin strang up over someone n all but hes cool somtimes
been thru a lot n i totes gotta respect him but ya
were friends
kinda teasing love he secretly wants 2 luv me but i whisper hushed no we cant type way
did i say he totes wants me coz he does foreals

[not_lesbian_nope]

So Beyond Dirk Who Else Are Your Friends?

[sleepwalked]

well my bffsie is janey
and jake is cool for sum rugged guy who likes to westle crocs and shit
havent seen em much around tho but
shoosh paps ur cheek
i feel like a totes bitchola for bein the cneter of detention
*oops keeps typo coz lol ur skool
but how r u friends with
queston marx

I'll have to avoid spoiling the comic as it regards to Jake but it's so sad ;-;

[not_lesbian_nope]

Well We Do Have One Friend In Common
I Would Say Jane Is A Friend Of Mine.
Along With Aradia, Nepeta, Jade and Feferi.

ohh noo ;____;

[sleepwalked]

awwwww
that fuckin big ball of cute and probly lil cake or sugar coz shes so sweet
im glad she keeps gettin freinds i fuckin luv her
idk the others but they sound familir
i think dirk mentioned them bfour or something
*fore

[not_lesbian_nope]

What About Rose?
Is She Your Sister?

[sleepwalked]

l o duckin lol
no leave that fuckn duck there
shes my mom ancestor person actually
as lame as it sounds but idk lemme guess extra bimensional shit
*di

[not_lesbian_nope]

Right
My Mundane Is Beginning To Explain The Point That There Are Other Universes And Mine Has Quite A Few Differences From The Norm.
Such As The Fact That In Most Universe I Am Another Species Entirely

[sleepwalked]

aww ya
dirk meses with that more then me
i know sum stuf but im totes lipperlips about it
i got locks n keys on these bad boys
:X
see x marks the spot that u wont find shit
munni totes knows bout all time warp and dimensins and stuff tho
thats cool tho i wish i was sumthin else in another uni
i wana be a pony or cat so bad omg
that would be anmazing
*animalzing

[not_lesbian_nope]

It Is Curious
For Instance My Mundane Says That Your Friend Jake is Jade's Relative, I Would Assume Siblings Yet Again.
However My Mun Will Not Tell Me Where Jake Is For Some Reason.

[sleepwalked]

girlll i rly dunno at this point
its lik someone took a buncha names in a hat
and just mixed em togerther n thew them around and made snow angels
or sumthing idk
jake is prob climbin rocks or wrestlin hony robots
*whorny
ok no that sounds about rite no typo to be fixd

[not_lesbian_nope]

I Don't Think So
My Mun Says It Is Depressing Wherever He Is

[sleepwalked]

awww
he probabl found out the blew girl of his drams is just a figment
hell be ok i think maybe
i justwont tell dirk or janey.....