on musings and kind of hinting to recent updates

[sleepwalked]

ok so
i can kinda see that u have a bigg crush on me n shit but cmon munnie liv a lil
its hard to b this badass i no but u seem pufectly capable of handlin my badass ksills
*skils
*CINERE COMPLIMENTS R NOW CORRECT
relax n hav sum fuckin fun!1
i know yu have a rotten case of the FEELS for me btw but dont feel pity for me coz i dont need that siillyy lmao
bein where i am makes shit hard for u to have feriends but if i cn deal with dorks n tightasses u can del with other munnies coz they arnt gonna bite much 6_~
*frieds
*pals
ok so basicly just have fun bcoz if u dont im gonna be prety mad
(dramtic pauses)
and f your i im bein rely serius

Comments

The icon aptly explains her reaction to Roxy

[not_lesbian_nope]

[Seeing Roxy nearly makes Kanaya freeze up, given what their introduction was like. She could swear she still tasted that hint of vodka in her mouth.]

Miss Lalonde.
It's A Pleasure To See You Again.

oh my god looool

[sleepwalked]

oh my gee
lol im gagglin up a storm
hey youuu
what is a class akt like you doin round these patrs
*parts

[not_lesbian_nope]

I Suppose I Am Doing The Exact Same As Yourself.

[sleepwalked]

really ok so if u got an extra glass of martini xxx dirty then u should totes share since mine is runnin lo lmao
ok but forealsies tho
how ya been qt seen any good flicks lately or wutever

[not_lesbian_nope]

Forgive Me If I Am Wrong
But I Am Getting The Distinct Feeling You Don't Know Or Have Forgotten Who I Am.

[sleepwalked]

WOW
let me take a sec to let that sink in coz im in awe
............
............
............
still pausin btw
............
wut kind of person do u take me for
forget some sweetie like u man how could i
im shocked n APPALED
*paled
*appeald
fuck
*offended
see im in such a shok i cant even sho my anger proprly
we had sumthin special ok
it was relly expensive drinks that nite so why woul i forget

[not_lesbian_nope]

[At first she looked worried because it sounded like she messed up. Then Roxy kept talking.]

Where Did We Meet Then Miss Lalonde?

[sleepwalked]

im still in aw b the way
ur lucky im such a ill tempered woman or id be pattin ur ass in anger for bein a dimbie
*dumbie
[ Shit. She wants to really know? Hm. ]
*8 swoops in n clutches ur waisst and whispers sweet nuthins into ur ear(*
in my drams
*dreams

[not_lesbian_nope]

[Roxy isn't at all different from the Roxy she knows so this makes this difficult. Time to use PLATONIC charm.

She wraps her arms around Roxy's and says,]

You Know I Prefer People Who Can Be Honest With Me.
A Lie Can Sour Such A Beautiful Face That It Would Be An Atrocity For You To Ruin Such An Image.

[sleepwalked]

u kno sometimes sour drinks are rly good tho
but neway
missy paps u softly on the cheks
im bein honest
i didnt forget u or dont know u
i just cant remember names im bad wit them
i had like a million cats at one point n named them all japers for fucks sake
*jaspers
[ Look at Roxy being friendly and nice. Even if she knows of aliens who yell and future and past time stuff, she's too buzzed to get sadness going. So she rolls with it even if she hates lying even if it's not a lie because some Roxy surely knows her and she surely had to have been drunk and maybe just can't remember. ]
looki heres the dealio
ur a class act
kay n that woul suck quite a lot if u would be bitter n hateful
it causes winkles btw
*wronkles
*fuck this word ist right
just bask in the nice moment mon amie u r cool chic
caw caw and shit 8)

[not_lesbian_nope]

Very Well Then I Will Reintroduce Myself.

[Have the most platonic hand-kiss you could ever have in the world Roxy. Did I mention it was platonic?]

I Am Kanaya Maryam, The New Student At Skaia Academy.

[sleepwalked]

[ Here, have a finger to the lip. Platonic is good but Roxy is too nice to simply allow someone to go through that trouble. ]
kanaya
it sounds beauotiful
like an exotic country in sum gay ass story book
but findin beauty in a gay ass story is rare so u shoul be flatered
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
duh ok i remember everythin now
it ws a bitchin kegger or sumthin @ ur acadumy
*acamudy
*acadyme
*lol school
or maybe that was won of my man wonderful dreams abou t lots of people includin u

[not_lesbian_nope]

No That Isn't How We Met Though Given The Vodka You Were Drinking I Am Not Surprise You Have Forgotten.
I Had Fainted And I Suppose You Were The One To Put The Bandage On My Finger.
Being The Nurse's Aid After All It Would Be Your Duty.

[She's not mentioning the kiss, nope.]

[sleepwalked]

meow bitch meow
im more fuckin badass then i ever thought
damn
oh its ok coz i have a tendancy of bein rly forgetfel if i drink more then 20 glasses
WOW
a nurse damn thats fuckin cool
did i do open heart surguries n shit coz i could do that blindfolded im prety sure
see the power of friendshit let me heal u with my bandaid
*ship
i bet it had a smiley face on it too ;)

[not_lesbian_nope]

[Okay now she's sure this isn't the Roxy she knows but there is no need to upset her by saying that. After all something about the drunken disposition was intoxi-]

Though I Am A Little Embarrassed Yourself, Rose And Feferi Saw My Weak Constitution.

Pricking My Finger Really Shouldn't Cause Someone To Faint.

[sleepwalked]

wait.... its comin back 2 me
i picture a rly nice skool
and
and a rly cool principal or sumthin who always tried to be hip
oh and a nurse that alwys hit on students
......
oh wait nvm thats just saved by the belle colleg addition
l my a off
ok but no listen 2 me chica dont be embassred
*embareassed
*bare assed shy
ppl have lots of phobias n shit
i dont lik seein hairy dudes wrestl but thats jus me
ill totes heave chumks everywhere

[not_lesbian_nope]

Not Entirely.
Principle Scratch Was Rather Creepy To Be Honest.

As For What Happened It Was Not A Phobia That Caused Me To Faint.
The Injury And Blood Loss Of The Prick Caused Me To Faint.

[sleepwalked]

scratch scratch scratchhhhh
rings a bell or sumthin but cant place it
neways
ohh so were u sum sleepin beauty white
waitin wit sum 7 dwarbes
*warves
fuckin pervin on u while u bleed out and sleep nighty night
shit pls tell me i was the princ that awoke u
thatd be cute as hell imho

[not_lesbian_nope]

[Fuck she just had to ask that. Kanaya couldn't lie so she answered with a rather heavy blush.]

Well Yes You Did Mimic The Story Of Sleeping Beauty To Wake Me.

[sleepwalked]

bow to the fuckin master
lemme guess was dirky poo grrumpy lol
becoz thats literally perfecto for him
so my mad mackin skills (( evne if it was another me)& awoken u from a dream huh
im wigglin my eyebrows can u see them
wggle wiggle waggle wigggle
woke u up with true badassery fair kanaya of sleepinhollow

[not_lesbian_nope]

Dirk? I've Never Met Anyone By That Name.
Though There Is A Blonde Boy In Sunglasses Whom I Have To Wonder How Exactly He Got Into An All Girl's School.
No One Seems To Question It Though

[sleepwalked]

rly i figured he would be all up in an all gurls skool
gettin mani and petis left n right
hes chill like that
and by chill i mean swinger
and by swinger i mean to the wrong fuckin team yknow
but hes chill n i luv him lots<3
guess not tho but mayb hes under cover
lmao is this person in sunnies named dirkella by neychance
*ne

[not_lesbian_nope]

We Never Actually Spoke.
I Simply Saw Him In My Math Class.

[sleepwalked]

ya sounds lik dirk
hes smart and shit so hes prob just tuckin it thb
*tbh

[not_lesbian_nope]

I Suppose That's A Possibility.
Then Again The School Allows For The Use of Real Swords So Perhaps It Isn't Impossible They Made An Exception For Him