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[1stguardian]

All right. The arc's over.

Can we get moving now? Or are you going to keep stalling?

I'm ready. Let's go.

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[cadaveregis]

You can't order me around.

[1stguardian]

I'm asking. Not telling.

[cadaveregis]

It's not fun, Ichigo, having someone own the ability to kill you whenever they want. Don't joke about it.

[1stguardian]

You could do it too. If you really wanted to. Besides, I'm not going to do it again. Never again.

[cadaveregis]

Hah! You haven't thought very far ahead, have you? Unsurprisingly.

[1stguardian]

You're wrong. I have. And this time? This time I'll be so strong, I won't need to rely on something like that.

[cadaveregis]

And in the wrong direction, too. Forget it. What's going on with you now, why are you so eager to race off? Some other dumb woman get herself kidnapped? Third time's a charm.

[1stguardian]

What? No! I just... I need to stretch my legs, you know. Do something. There are other people out there. I can help them too.

[cadaveregis]

Have fun with that, aibou.

[1stguardian]

You could give it a try, you know. Once in your life.

[cadaveregis]

Stick my neck out for people too weak to save their own skin, who try their hardest to get us killed through sheer stupidity? No, thanks.

[1stguardian]

How about just hang out with me? Couldn't be that bad, could it?

[cadaveregis]

You want to have your ass handed to you that badly?

[1stguardian]

Who says you could hand me my ass?

[cadaveregis]

I know I can.

[1stguardian]

Somebody got cocky.

[cadaveregis]

It's not arrogance if it's the truth.

[1stguardian]

Yeah? Prove it.

[cadaveregis]

You sure? Where all your nakama can see what goes on in your head?

[1stguardian]

The kind of stuff that's me kicking your ass? Sure. Let's show 'em.

[cadaveregis]

You turned into such a smartass while I was away.

[1stguardian]

Someone had to pick up the slack. Otherwise, it was just me talking to myself, and that got pretty lame pretty fast.

[cadaveregis]

Technically you are talking to yourself.

[1stguardian]

Yeah, but that's not-- You know what I mean!

[cadaveregis]

Hahahahaaa! How did you survive, seriously? It's a wonder you didn't trip over your own feet and plant your face on a concrete slab.