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[1stguardian]

All right. The arc's over.

Can we get moving now? Or are you going to keep stalling?

I'm ready. Let's go.

Comments

[cadaveregis]

Poor baby, do you want a Welcome Home lick?

[1stguardian]

Down, boy.

[cadaveregis]

Woof, woof.

[1stguardian]

We need to go get you some treats now?

[cadaveregis]

Can I pick what they are?

[1stguardian]

So long as it isn't killing people. Or maiming them. Or injuring them in any way that needs any kind of professional help. I know I'm forgetting something.

[cadaveregis]

Inoue.

[1stguardian]

Think she'd probably need some kind of professional help after dealing with you. No. Try again.

[cadaveregis]

Ah, give me a break, she'd forgive us anything. Rukia?

[1stguardian]

That's more reason to leave her alone. Rukia too.

I was thinking food or inanimate objects here. Not people.

[cadaveregis]

The best treats make some noise when you sink your teeth in.

[1stguardian]

You're not sinking your teeth into anybody.

[cadaveregis]

Not even you?

[1stguardian]

Not a hollow chew toy. Or didn't you notice?

[cadaveregis]

Nope, can't tell the difference, aibou.

[1stguardian]

This fleshy thing? Looks like an arm? Not for chewing.

[cadaveregis]

I'm rocked to the core by the revelations you throw down.

[1stguardian]

That's why I'm the brains of this operation.

[cadaveregis]

No, that's why we're always fucked.

[1stguardian]

Hey! I'm not stupid.

[cadaveregis]

You're not a genius either.

[1stguardian]

Neither are you.

[cadaveregis]

I'm pretty good.

[1stguardian]

So am I!