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[1stguardian]

All right. The arc's over.

Can we get moving now? Or are you going to keep stalling?

I'm ready. Let's go.

Comments

[cadaveregis]

You are so weird.

[1stguardian]

You brought it up! Kinda weirds me out. This thing for dresses you got.

[cadaveregis]

The hell? I don't have a thing for dresses!

[1stguardian]

You just offered to put one on. I think you do.

[cadaveregis]

Sarcasm, jackass, learn it.

[1stguardian]

Sense of humor, idiot. Get one.

[cadaveregis]

Your sense of humour sucks.

[1stguardian]

It's the same as yours.

[cadaveregis]

... Oh, yeah.

[1stguardian]

One point for me. Zero for you.

[cadaveregis]

Screw you, man.

[1stguardian]

Sounds like somebody's a sore loser.

[cadaveregis]

Sounds like somebody wants their face introduced to the floor.

[1stguardian]

You don't see me for a year and a half, and that's how you're gonna treat me?

[cadaveregis]

Poor baby, do you want a Welcome Home lick?

[1stguardian]

Down, boy.

[cadaveregis]

Woof, woof.

[1stguardian]

We need to go get you some treats now?

[cadaveregis]

Can I pick what they are?

[1stguardian]

So long as it isn't killing people. Or maiming them. Or injuring them in any way that needs any kind of professional help. I know I'm forgetting something.

[cadaveregis]

Inoue.

[1stguardian]

Think she'd probably need some kind of professional help after dealing with you. No. Try again.

[cadaveregis]

Ah, give me a break, she'd forgive us anything. Rukia?

[1stguardian]

That's more reason to leave her alone. Rukia too.

I was thinking food or inanimate objects here. Not people.

[cadaveregis]

The best treats make some noise when you sink your teeth in.