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[1stguardian]

All right. The arc's over.

Can we get moving now? Or are you going to keep stalling?

I'm ready. Let's go.

Comments

[1stguardian]

How about just hang out with me? Couldn't be that bad, could it?

[cadaveregis]

You want to have your ass handed to you that badly?

[1stguardian]

Who says you could hand me my ass?

[cadaveregis]

I know I can.

[1stguardian]

Somebody got cocky.

[cadaveregis]

It's not arrogance if it's the truth.

[1stguardian]

Yeah? Prove it.

[cadaveregis]

You sure? Where all your nakama can see what goes on in your head?

[1stguardian]

The kind of stuff that's me kicking your ass? Sure. Let's show 'em.

[cadaveregis]

You turned into such a smartass while I was away.

[1stguardian]

Someone had to pick up the slack. Otherwise, it was just me talking to myself, and that got pretty lame pretty fast.

[cadaveregis]

Technically you are talking to yourself.

[1stguardian]

Yeah, but that's not-- You know what I mean!

[cadaveregis]

Hahahahaaa! How did you survive, seriously? It's a wonder you didn't trip over your own feet and plant your face on a concrete slab.

[1stguardian]

Oh shut up.

[cadaveregis]

Heel! Talk! Silence! You're the kindest guy around.

[1stguardian]

And you're being an asshole!

[cadaveregis]

I couldn't be an asshole if you weren't one.

[1stguardian]

That doesn't mean you have to an ass to me.

[cadaveregis]

Alright, who should I be an ass to?

[1stguardian]

Renji.

[cadaveregis]

I can do that.

[1stguardian]

Now this, I want to see.

[cadaveregis]

Tear into Zabimaru, make it scream ... yeah, I've got a few ideas.

[1stguardian]

Whoa, hold it! No making anyone scream! Be a jerk. Not a psychotic lunatic.