on being angry like always

[bullseye]

Dear Diary Moron,

If I could, I would force you to watch Faces of Death on repeat until you stop laughing about how much I hate those stupid fucking movies. And then kill you. And Osborn too. This is all his fault. Fuck that guy. Then Daredevil, heh heh.

And another thing: stop wasting your time catching up on that bastard Daken's canon--don't think I don't see that shit, motherfucker. I don't know why the hell you're interested in that piece of shit and I don't care. You should be reading about me kicking ass and taking names.

AND LETTING ME KILL SOME PEOPLE IN THE CITY WOULD BE NICE, ASSHOLE!!!

No love, I hate you forever, can't wait to kill you, blah blah blah, etc,
Bullseye

Comments

[trollverine]

I hate to point out the obvious, but "fuck that guy, then Daredevil" sounds much more homoerotic than I think you intended.

[bullseye]

Is anything not homoerotic to a fairy like you?

[trollverine]

I'm just trying to help you realize things you didn't know about yourself.

Besides, I didn't want to say something like "I must be more interesting than you"; that would have been trite and unwarranted.

[bullseye]

It would have been the most fitting since you are trite and unwarranted.

And you can take your "help" and shove it up your ass.

[trollverine]

I'll take that as an affectionate joke. Oh, you.

[bullseye]

I don't know why anyone buys the shit you say. Am I the only sane person around who sees through your charade? Because that's what it feels like.

[trollverine]

While I appreciate that sanity is a relative concept, I'm not sure anyone but you would describe you as sane.

[bullseye]

You are far more insane than I am, Daken.

[trollverine]

By whose standards?

[bullseye]

Mine? Whose else would I be using, dumbass?

[trollverine]

Don't you think you have a flawed perspective? I think you might.

[bullseye]

That's your problem, Daken; I don't care what you think.

[trollverine]

Look at you, pretending our friendship never meant anything. I'm going to remember this the next time you call me at one in the morning crying about Daredevil.

[bullseye]

[not going to explode not going to explode not going to explode]

This is why nobody likes you.

[trollverine]

[hell yeah it is]

[bullseye]

[YOU AND YOUR STUPID SUNGLASSES INSIDE!!!]

[trollverine]

[more like ooh daken oooh, I wish I could wear sunglasses inside]

[bullseye]

[BITCH, SOME PEOPLE DON'T NEED TO WEAR SUNGLASSES INSIDE TO LOOK COOL]

[trollverine]

[the little white boots really give it that sexy edge]

[bullseye]

[BLACK AND WHITE IS A CLASSIC DESIGN COMBO
YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS YOU DESIGNER WHORE]

[trollverine]

[oh, well when you put it like that, it's completely respectable]

[bullseye]

[LIKE YOU WOULD KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT BEING RESPECTABLE
PUNK]

i'll murder you

[trollverine]

[IM NOT A PUNK IM SIXTY YEARS OLD, ABLOO BLOO BLOO]

i win

[bullseye]

[YOU ARE AN ETERNAL MANCHILD
GROW UP JESUS CHRIST I DIDN'T GET HUGS AS A CHILD EITHER AND I TURNED OUT JUST FINE]