SUPER ONE PIECE SPOILERS FOR CHAPTERS 663 & 664!!

[whatsashirt]

[This is Smoker from One Piece, but don't look if you're avoiding spoilers. Otherwise, you know what's coming ;)]



This is completely unacceptable Mun. There is no need for this account, the name, the icons nor the keywords. Do not even think of doing this in any comm, I forbid it. I don't care what you think Law might be willing to help with, why would I want his help?

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It's not funny. Stop laughing. Che. I give up. Just get back to your other games. At least there I'm in the correct body and still have my heart. Great, never thought I'd be looking forward to that before.

Comments

[buttonupplz]

S-SIR.

[buttonupplz]

BUTTON UP!!!

1/2

[whatsashirt]

[Just gives her a look. He's not going to demand she unzip after all.]

[whatsashirt]

We have more important things to focus on right now.

[buttonupplz]

F-flashing my b-breasts counts as sexual harassment.

[whatsashirt]

Take it up with Law.

[buttonupplz]

Sir. Please button up.

[whatsashirt]

[So. Very. Annoyed.]

Focus damn it! Stop getting confused by appearances!

1/???? oh god you did it smoker

[buttonupplz]

[buttonupplz]

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[buttonupplz]

[ s-stop scolding her. ;_; ]

[buttonupplz]

Y-yes.... sir.

[whatsashirt]

[..... JUST TWITCHES. God damn it woman, if you're going to cry in his body, he's sure as hell not wearing buttons! Another growl.]

Great. Thank you. When we get Law we can get my heart and switch back.

[buttonupplz]

Y-yes sir.

[whatsashirt]

[... He can't watch this. Maybe if he takes off the glasses and goes blind.]

You're taking it almost as well as the men. [ :| ]

[buttonupplz]

S-sorry sir. [ straightening up. ] I'm not used to seeing my chest so openly on display. [ wow. she just managed to make the smoker growl. that's. she does it again. then giggles. wow. ]

Snrtt.... Haha...

[whatsashirt]

[STARES. THIS IS JUST SO WRONG. How will anyone take him seriously again? At least everyone still seems scared.]

I'm sure you're not used to seeing yourself separate period.

[buttonupplz]

I... would also suggest wearing underwear, sir. [ he wants to show off her breasts? she can poke fun at him. also. ow. why does he go commando, this is chaffing. ]

You're right sir, I'm not. [ more growls. also. giggles. Aren't you glad Straw-Hat isn't here to see this? ]

[whatsashirt]

[LMAO I hadn't even thought about that.]

Should I say likewise? [Actually. He's glad she doesnt' wear a bra. That would have been more awkward to take off. He's not sure he could do it from this angle. And he's certain they're far more uncomfortable.]

Try to get a hold of yourself before we see the pirates again.

[buttonupplz]

Mine were in the wash today. Next time I'll be glad to wear one. [ there will be no next time. tashigi's already ready to KILL LAW. her boobs should not be... yes. She's gonna float over there and bop him on the head. LIGHTLY. then... yeah taking off his jacket and putting it on him. ] At least cover up enough so that my nipples aren't showing in the cold weather.

[whatsashirt]

They aren't. Give me that much credit.

[buttonupplz]

....Sir. I'm not going to lie, I can tell they are. And I would not like to give the men any more fantasies about me than they already have. It's degrading to myself and my body. Please respect that. [ serious business growling smoshiji ]

[whatsashirt]

I promise I will never let your nipples be exposed to the harsh conditions or any others while I'm stuck in this form.

[ :| ]

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