there was a need for this apparently

[spiderhorse]

[No one remembers the eight-legged horse these days. Not even his mother/father.

Sad times in the mythology stables, sad times indeed.]

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[philip_charming]

[Eh, it keeps Riderman happy, and keeping Riderman happy is how Samson gets the GOOD eats. Because seriously, who doesn't love them some CARROTS now and again?

Especially since Riderman lives with a princess, and it's always fun to have a princess try to spoil you with goodies.]

[spiderhorse]

[OHMYGOSH CARROTS! They are totally killer, right? Carrots, a juicy apple, and a few cubes of sugar and he is happy to do whatever needs to be done.

A princess? Wow! Sleipnir lives with the god of all gods and his wife, his ravens, and, well...the realm of gods. That's craziness! What are princesses like anyway, fellow horse?]

[philip_charming]

[Apples are OKAY, sure, but carrots are totally where it's at. You add some oats in there, and that's a meal fit for a horse!

...What's a god, anyway? They sound cool, but the birds are probably better company. And princesses? They're all skinny and good-smelling and they have tiny hands that they rub your nose with, and they have yellow on their heads! And if you can get one for yourself, they'll totally sneak out and try to give you extra treats to make you like them better. Princesses are pretty nice to have...

But it's Riderman that gives you the rubdowns and curryings, you know? It's all good.

[spiderhorse]

[Gods are...gods are like humans, only they're immortal and have all sorts of powers. Like Sleipnir here? He's the son of a god who was a mare at the time and a really awesome stallion. But no one is as awesome as his MomDad.

...it's a bit complicated.

But, wow, wow, princesses sound totally amazing to have. But yellow on their heads? You must mean hair, friend, most every human has those. Sometimes they don't have any, but usually they're old.

A currying sounds so good right now. We should totally race sometime, bro.]