considers growing himself a wise old beard oh wait

[creamsicles]

i see whats going on here
hipstersprites
if all these noobs have artpads and skinny ties im throwing myself into an oven to roast myself alive
starbucks lattekind
gather round little retarded game constructs and let dave explain why youre all fucked
ollied out of this like whoa

Comments

[creamsicles]

my life is so bad according to you that its practically your duty to make it funnier

[hypertoxic]

Except my life is as 8ad as yours now!
So I don't owe you shit.

[creamsicles]

this is one depressing argument

[hypertoxic]

What, did I hurt your feeeeeeeelings?

[creamsicles]

no it just IS depressing
whose life sucks more mine or yours
to be fair yours did just take a couple of steps below mine so yeah you get the grand turd prize to take home

[hypertoxic]

Gr8. I'm so excited!
Ugh, kill me.

[creamsicles]

you dont look half as hot with a mohawk
its gotta be said
im just breaking down the barrier for others to follow

1/2

[hypertoxic]

........
You thought I was hot?

[hypertoxic]

Uh. Am?
W8! Ugh, I totally don't want to know. Like I c8re a8out your opinion!
I think the horns are worse. ::::\ They look so stupid.

[creamsicles]

i have eyes thanks dont let the shades fool you
the horns
are a thing yeah thats true
it kind of looks like you had a retarded kid and fed him tacks for breakfast each mornin
im racking my brain for a better description out there but i dont think there legit is one for what we all saw today

[hypertoxic]

I guess I am just wondering why that was a thing you even p8id attention to to 8egin with????????
Again, not that I care. Like, at all.
Anyway, as much as I h8 to say it, there is no 8etter description. I am pretty much hideous now.

[creamsicles]

yeah you are
kudos on that
heres hoping you never uh get that far??
something like that

[hypertoxic]

::::\
Helpful!

[creamsicles]

bitchy

[hypertoxic]

Oh my god.
If I am, only as much as you!
DXXXX
I don't know why I 8other with Striders.

[creamsicles]

you should bother with us more often serket
youd be less bored

[hypertoxic]

Is that an invit8tion?

[creamsicles]

what if it is
what
if

[hypertoxic]

I'd say stop 8eing so desper8!
Whatever you might think, Davesprite, I'm not interested.
:::;)
8ut........
I'll consider it.
May8e.

[creamsicles]

whatever not like i give a shit
but thats cool too

i love this thread

[hypertoxic]

Suuuuuuuure you don't!
It's ok, I know I am totally awesome and charming.
8esides, you're not a completely horri8le distr8ction.
Just mostly!

it has become legend

[creamsicles]

wow youre only an intolerable bitch like 90% of the time
thanks

I'm holding this thread to my bosom forever

[hypertoxic]

Excuse you! I have no idea what you're talking a8out.
May8e you just need to grow a spine????????

precious not-friends

[creamsicles]

im so hardcore i dont NEED the bottom of my spine
deal with it

frenemies.....????

[hypertoxic]

That's right, I forgot! You only have, like, part of a spine.
I guess that expl8ins a lot!
::::P
Davesprite, that's not hardcore. It's just kind of dum8.