considers growing himself a wise old beard oh wait

[creamsicles]

i see whats going on here
hipstersprites
if all these noobs have artpads and skinny ties im throwing myself into an oven to roast myself alive
starbucks lattekind
gather round little retarded game constructs and let dave explain why youre all fucked
ollied out of this like whoa

Comments

[messiahs]

sure do babble don't you motherfucker.

[creamsicles]

youre pretty much cementing your role as the dumbest fucker around you know that
have fun when that pissed off duo shank your ass for wrecking the hell out of their afterlives
i cant even be angry on principle im so goddamned astounded at your dumbfuckery

[messiahs]

YOU DON'T GET IT.
that's cool bro.
I'M CHILL WITH IT.
i'm down with your wicked shit-pan ignorance right the fuck now.
:o)

[creamsicles]

dipshit is the only word in any universe that could ever be used to define you

[little_cal]

Dave you should be nicer! These guys are getting a second chance at life. Even if they will be odd-looking.

[creamsicles]

oh fuck this

[little_cal]

[Oh great another Dave to convince he wasn't some soulless hell spawn.]

Calm down, I have a soul and everything now so you and Dave are like family and I'm not going to scare you just because Bro used me to.

[creamsicles]

[ N O P E. ]

how about you take a long walk off a short cliff pinocchio
or learn how to shave
thatd be fun for all the family to watch

[messiahs]

HAHAHAH.
motherfucker don't you up and appreciate the motherfuckin joke?
THE NICENESS I JUST DID
and the niceness i just motherfuckin didn't.

[little_cal]

[He's just going to flash-step over to you Dave.]

That's really mean to say about me Dave. I mean I know my sprite wasn't exactly the most intelligent thing but I'm talking to you now.

[creamsicles]

thats some sick shit you just pulled
there are levels of disturbed and then theres you vomiting your opinion all over the rest of us
HOW are you this stupid??

[creamsicles]

i dont give a rats flagellated ass what you do as long as you stay far removed from me
fifty realities and an infinite number of possible realms of bullshit away preferably

why do you think just because youve got a voice now that i would want to hear it

[little_cal]

I thought you'd want to talk to the real me because we're family. That and the other Dave eventually came around to liking me.

[messiahs]

CHILL THE FUCK OUT BRO.
i know whats up.

[creamsicles]

dont
tell me
to chill the fuck out

i am not your bro

[creamsicles]

good for him
i still think youre a useless piece of firewood and unironic bad taste in puppetry
go find bro maybe hell indulge your psycho fantasies

[messiahs]

CHILL
the
FUCK
out
MY ORANGE WINGED BROTHER.
chill the motherfuck out real good.
;o)
I GOT THIS.

[little_cal]

Why do you hate me so much? Is it because of how Bro used me to mess with you?

[creamsicles]

do you know how much its pissing me off to talk to you like this
id rather deal with your unhinged laughing

[creamsicles]

i should bitchslap some sense into you with this tail
would that even work
probably not

[little_cal]

Why is that? I mean isn't someone who can be reasoned with and actually thinks of you like a brother better than a soulless puppet?

[messiahs]

what i did was legit.
HONK.
wonder what a sprites like if it be half motherfuckin god tier yo.

[creamsicles]

yeah nice knowing you

[creamsicles]

jesus how are you not getting this

[messiahs]

>;o)
> ;o)
>;o)
> ;o)