considers growing himself a wise old beard oh wait

[creamsicles]

i see whats going on here
hipstersprites
if all these noobs have artpads and skinny ties im throwing myself into an oven to roast myself alive
starbucks lattekind
gather round little retarded game constructs and let dave explain why youre all fucked
ollied out of this like whoa

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[messiahs]

sure do babble don't you motherfucker.

[creamsicles]

youre pretty much cementing your role as the dumbest fucker around you know that
have fun when that pissed off duo shank your ass for wrecking the hell out of their afterlives
i cant even be angry on principle im so goddamned astounded at your dumbfuckery

[messiahs]

YOU DON'T GET IT.
that's cool bro.
I'M CHILL WITH IT.
i'm down with your wicked shit-pan ignorance right the fuck now.
:o)

[creamsicles]

dipshit is the only word in any universe that could ever be used to define you

[messiahs]

HAHAHAH.
motherfucker don't you up and appreciate the motherfuckin joke?
THE NICENESS I JUST DID
and the niceness i just motherfuckin didn't.

[little_cal]

Dave you should be nicer! These guys are getting a second chance at life. Even if they will be odd-looking.

[creamsicles]

oh fuck this

[little_cal]

[Oh great another Dave to convince he wasn't some soulless hell spawn.]

Calm down, I have a soul and everything now so you and Dave are like family and I'm not going to scare you just because Bro used me to.

[creamsicles]

[ N O P E. ]

how about you take a long walk off a short cliff pinocchio
or learn how to shave
thatd be fun for all the family to watch

[little_cal]

[He's just going to flash-step over to you Dave.]

That's really mean to say about me Dave. I mean I know my sprite wasn't exactly the most intelligent thing but I'm talking to you now.

[hypertoxic]

Way to continue to 8e insuffera8le!
As if anyone would actually WANT to 8e as pathetic as you! A lost freak cut off from the timeline.
And you CHOSE to 8e that way!
I got forced into this. ::::\
And it sucks!

[creamsicles]

hey fuck you i had to go back and fix a mess that terezi made so john wouldnt die
i know it sucks
youre going to have an even worse time of it than i have if you barely last past ten minutes with your brains smashed together like different colored jello

[hypertoxic]

Wh8tever. Take that up with the freak! You still m8de the choice yourself.
I was dead! I didn't have any s8y in it at all.
Ugh. I don't know what's going to happen! May8e we'll just explode or something. I'd kind of prefer that!

[creamsicles]

that might actually happen
you do have lasers now like the rest of us

[hypertoxic]

Oh my god. Who cares????????
I just want to 8e alive again!
And prefera8ly not as a fucked up freaky mutant of a sprite!

[nukeoleptic]

urgh

[creamsicles]

sup

[nukeoleptic]

poor tavros
and vriska, too
this is really horrible :/

[creamsicles]

someone needs to put that clown down for good
or turn him into a sprite
see how he likes it the mindless fuckwit

[nukeoleptic]

why would he even
arhglkajdfasdflkjsadf
i just have really bad feelings about this
all of this
you dont think hes going to try the same thing with the rest of the prototypings, do you?
with the rest of the dead trolls?? D:

[greenshift]

its terrible :/

[creamsicles]

pretty much

[greenshift]

uuugh it makes me so mad!
its not even like what we were doing in our session
at least you had the choice
and i
well ok i thought i knew what my dream self wanted
and she was so upset to just be brought back
those two must be feeling really awful :(

[creamsicles]

its hilarious black comedy on one hand
but on the other
wow what a prize dipshit

[greenshift]

i dont think its very funny at all
just really sad :(