new to dw. be gentle with me yo

[coolness]

hey sup

so my mun thought it would be legit smart to do one of these things when theres like a million and one daves walking around

i know im pretty used to that but he isnt and hes being a genuine fucktard

just let me handle this shit and lay back

anyway whats crackalackin

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[coolness]

i have some theoretical planets for you to shrink cause theyre so big
but yeah youre right your powers are pretty shitty
at least you got the cute dog ears out of them
the red shoes really accentuate your ass too

[woofed]

wow dave you just got a five hit combo on me
thanks!!!
@_@
ew dont be gross dave youre going to give karkat even more reason for his shitty boatwall
the point is you should be glad you have a broken sword that probably has sharp edges because you can still cut people
that is when youre not using your REALLY COOL TIME POWERS!!! so hush :P

[coolness]

as much as i enjoy a good dose of asskissing from you and egbert and lalonde and the trolls
shut up
a broken sword is still a fuckin broken sword
and do i have to remind you how stressful it is to manage time
its like a goddamn toys r us and im a manager of a bunch of shittier daves from the future and past
it sucks

[woofed]

stressful but you still do it pretty good
i think
i dont get to see you use it that often and i only got to use mine once
i hope our muns find us a place where we can actually use our powers or im refunding these ears somehow :P
well i think shitty daves are still cooler than a bunch of crocs and salamanders
but dont tell john that because hes pretty fond of them

[coolness]

i know i do it good
thats the problem
if i dont do it good i cause doomed timelines with dead harleys and egberts
shit is going to make my pubes grey i swear
and woah why the fuck would you tell me that
i love those goddamn naknaks
i kind of miss them

[woofed]

oh no!!
i totally forgot about that D:
thats not good so i guess we should be glad youre so good right
you can have them all if you come and get them!!!!
they are cool for the first hour but all it is after that is
naknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknak until they fall asleep
and then they sleep-nak!!!
grrrr theyre almost as big mouthed as you hehe

[coolness]

good job forgetting things of vital importance
could totally be a douche and bring up past shit but im a good friend
hahaha yeah right anyway
those naknaks are cool no matter how loud they are
i slept so peacefully when they were near me
its like those cds with crickets chirping and the ocean and shit
and fuck you i dont have a big mouth

[woofed]

hey im kind of use to seeing stuffed dead people so.....
id take that silence over those silly crocs any day
omg
how could you say that???
im pretty sure maybe its jadesprites ears being really sensitive but im not THAT sensitive!!
and you do
:o
thats my mouth
:O
and thats your mouth see how its bigger?? hehe

[coolness]

having 4 ears might be the cause of that numbnuts
if you were sleeping near me youd have to deal with my raucous snoring so dont complain girl
wow are you implying i have a big mouth for sexual reasons jade
thats kinky

[woofed]

.......
:|
why are you so hard to tease?
is it because of how cool you are or is it those dumb sunglasses blocking out all of my teasing lasers???
pew pew
nope!!! deflected!!!
grrr

[coolness]

its impossible to tease me
unless youre my sister and you throw one of those flirty ;) faces at me
but luckily youre not so i can just
point and laugh at your attempts to get through my shades

[woofed]

one day i will have enough grist for my proton cannon
just wait and see!!!
keep laughing dave
you and your mun will be shaking in terror
but its ok i wont hurt you because youre my friend
<3

[coolness]

nah its cool i kind of like pain
i got all of these bullet holes and scars on me so i might as well
but my mun wants to congratulate you on trying
as for me im just going to keep laughing

[woofed]

ugh.......
dont remind me
im still sorry for that!!!
you dont have to bring it up all the time you know
it makes me sad
:(