new to dw. be gentle with me yo

[coolness]

hey sup

so my mun thought it would be legit smart to do one of these things when theres like a million and one daves walking around

i know im pretty used to that but he isnt and hes being a genuine fucktard

just let me handle this shit and lay back

anyway whats crackalackin

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[coolness]

good job forgetting things of vital importance
could totally be a douche and bring up past shit but im a good friend
hahaha yeah right anyway
those naknaks are cool no matter how loud they are
i slept so peacefully when they were near me
its like those cds with crickets chirping and the ocean and shit
and fuck you i dont have a big mouth

[woofed]

hey im kind of use to seeing stuffed dead people so.....
id take that silence over those silly crocs any day
omg
how could you say that???
im pretty sure maybe its jadesprites ears being really sensitive but im not THAT sensitive!!
and you do
:o
thats my mouth
:O
and thats your mouth see how its bigger?? hehe

[coolness]

having 4 ears might be the cause of that numbnuts
if you were sleeping near me youd have to deal with my raucous snoring so dont complain girl
wow are you implying i have a big mouth for sexual reasons jade
thats kinky

[woofed]

.......
:|
why are you so hard to tease?
is it because of how cool you are or is it those dumb sunglasses blocking out all of my teasing lasers???
pew pew
nope!!! deflected!!!
grrr

[coolness]

its impossible to tease me
unless youre my sister and you throw one of those flirty ;) faces at me
but luckily youre not so i can just
point and laugh at your attempts to get through my shades

[woofed]

one day i will have enough grist for my proton cannon
just wait and see!!!
keep laughing dave
you and your mun will be shaking in terror
but its ok i wont hurt you because youre my friend
<3

[coolness]

nah its cool i kind of like pain
i got all of these bullet holes and scars on me so i might as well
but my mun wants to congratulate you on trying
as for me im just going to keep laughing

[woofed]

ugh.......
dont remind me
im still sorry for that!!!
you dont have to bring it up all the time you know
it makes me sad
:(