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[assguardian]

Seriously? Seriously? We're writing things based on TV Tropes now?

I'm not that much of a nerd despite what everyone else thinks, having some dignity left would be nice.

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[assguardian]

You go out in skintight full-body latex and you're asking me that?

[crotcharrow]

So do you brainiac. And you say that like I don't like my body.

[assguardian]

I have a cape, and I don't have an arrow pointing to my dick, so.

I mean really, showing off and liking yourself are two different things.

[crotcharrow]

You say that, but you forget that I didn't design this thing.

I'm pretty sure Kate just really wanted to see my ass.

[assguardian]

Uh huh. So why don't you have an arrow on your ass instead? —Oh wait, ew, damnit.

[crotcharrow]

Because the arrow is pointing to my other awesome feature.

[assguardian]

You so need a cup. High velocities can split skin through surface material, Tommy.

...Assuming you already know that.

[crotcharrow]

Levitating is the worst angle for people without cups, assuming you already know that.

[assguardian]

At least I don't run the risk of crushing my balls. Also, cape. And I wear black.

You wear neon green. Kate must hate you, or something.

[crotcharrow]

The cape doesn't cover as much as you think it does.

I happen to like green, asshole.

[assguardian]

...Teddy is green.

[QUIETLY AWKWARD WITH THIS CONVERSATION NOW...]

[crotcharrow]

... Congratulations on knowing your colors, William, you can now graduate from kindergarden.

[assguardian]

Garten, thank you for getting common words wrong, Thomas.

[crotcharrow]

It's German isn't it? Do I look like I speak German?

[assguardian]

Yeah, it means first grade, basically. Magneto speaks German, too.

[crotcharrow]

I don't actually care, you know.

[assguardian]

About spelling, or Magneto?

[crotcharrow]

Neither.

[assguardian]

I think you mean both.

But seriously, Tommy - can't you get Kate to, I don't know, decent up your costume a bit?

[crotcharrow]

If you're so concerned about it you ask her to redesign my costume.

[assguardian]

...You know, maybe I will. She'll probably agree and give you a cape too.

We could match, hooray.

[crotcharrow]

Do you want me to choke and die?

[assguardian]

You could always throw it off dramatically.

[crotcharrow]

What, and look like a massive homo like you? No thanks. Capes are stupid.

[assguardian]

Oh, for— Well, at least I have a boyfriend.