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[assguardian]

Seriously? Seriously? We're writing things based on TV Tropes now?

I'm not that much of a nerd despite what everyone else thinks, having some dignity left would be nice.

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[crotcharrow]

Levitating is the worst angle for people without cups, assuming you already know that.

[assguardian]

At least I don't run the risk of crushing my balls. Also, cape. And I wear black.

You wear neon green. Kate must hate you, or something.

[crotcharrow]

The cape doesn't cover as much as you think it does.

I happen to like green, asshole.

[assguardian]

...Teddy is green.

[QUIETLY AWKWARD WITH THIS CONVERSATION NOW...]

[crotcharrow]

... Congratulations on knowing your colors, William, you can now graduate from kindergarden.

[assguardian]

Garten, thank you for getting common words wrong, Thomas.

[crotcharrow]

It's German isn't it? Do I look like I speak German?

[assguardian]

Yeah, it means first grade, basically. Magneto speaks German, too.

[crotcharrow]

I don't actually care, you know.

[assguardian]

About spelling, or Magneto?

[crotcharrow]

Neither.

[assguardian]

I think you mean both.

But seriously, Tommy - can't you get Kate to, I don't know, decent up your costume a bit?

[crotcharrow]

If you're so concerned about it you ask her to redesign my costume.

[assguardian]

...You know, maybe I will. She'll probably agree and give you a cape too.

We could match, hooray.

[crotcharrow]

Do you want me to choke and die?

[assguardian]

You could always throw it off dramatically.

[crotcharrow]

What, and look like a massive homo like you? No thanks. Capes are stupid.

[assguardian]

Oh, for— Well, at least I have a boyfriend.

[crotcharrow]

Well, good thing for you that I'm straight, because if I wasn't, you wouldn't have one.

[assguardian]

[Belatedly it strikes him that that might not have been a good thing to tell Tommy, way to go Kaplan.]

...You'd probably be better at it than me, anyway.

[crotcharrow]

[YOU THINK?? And Tommy is not playing into this pity party]

Damn straight I'd be better than you! For one, I don't go running off and try and get myself killed in the middle of the night!

[assguardian]

I wasn't gonna— Getting caught wasn't part of the plan, Tommy, I was supposed to get back before you guys even figured it out!

[crotcharrow]

Yeah, yeah, whatever, I don't actually care.

[assguardian]

[Just catching his face in his hands here.]

Why can't you ever just say what's wrong and—

You can't possibly not care.

[crotcharrow]

Too bad, I don't.