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[assguardian]

Seriously? Seriously? We're writing things based on TV Tropes now?

I'm not that much of a nerd despite what everyone else thinks, having some dignity left would be nice.

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[doesthemath]

[Hello, bittyvengers. It's your not!Mom, and she's only caught the last bit of this conversation.]

You are normal, for a mutant.

[And Tommy you are like a tiny Pietro so Wanda sees no problems with this whatsoever.]

[crotcharrow]

[he opens his mouth to say something, and then shuts it, because what just happened.]

Not really.

[assguardian]

[It's like being sent to the corner by Mother Dearest, erm.]

Tommy's a dick.

[doesthemath]

[Nothing much, Tommy. Time and reality bent and now you get to deal with an alternate version of your mom.]

Don't let Quicksilver hear that.

[She looks at Billy then.]

And there isn't much dignity in name-calling.

[crotcharrow]

[BILLY I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL PUNCH YOU]

[gonna ignore that bit about quicksilver though, in favour of Billy.]

Yeah. Asshole.

[assguardian]

See, he's not any better!

[Billy's blowing his cheeks up and just. Ugh, what is life. WHAT IS LIFE.]

It's not like— I mean— He makes everything hard.

[doesthemath]

[Have a look. Yeah, she's not even the right version of your mom and she's got the expression of frustrated disappointment down.]

Stop it, both of you.

[She looks to Billy.]

What exactly is he making hard?

[crotcharrow]

[HRUMPH he folds his hands and just huffs over here because god.]

[assguardian]

I don't know, he just—

I'm trying to help but nooo he has to be manly and dead inside and—

[He wishes he had the words to articulate how much he just wants to fucking brohug.]

Why can't I hold all these bittyvengers ;A;

[doesthemath]

[She puts a hand on Billy's shoulder, offers a small smile.]

I doubt he's dead inside but you might as well get used to it. It runs in the family.

[Wanda glances back to Tommy then.]

And it won't hurt to lean on family every once in a while if you need to.

[Not that she has any idea of what's going on but Wanda knows firsthand how much it helps to have at least one family member to depend on.]

I WANT TO HOLD THEM ALL OH MY GODDD

[crotcharrow]

[yeah, for someone who's 'dead on the inside' Tommy looks a little hurt by that comment. He tries to hide it when the focus is directed back on him, and huffs, looking at the floor.]

Nobody ever cared about me. Why would anyone start now?

THEY ARE SUCH BABIES DKJFGDKLFHF

[assguardian]

[HE JUST REALLY WANTS TO PUNCH YOU RIGHT NOW, GD IT.]

[doesthemath]

[Oh, that look, Tommy. Don't break her heart making that face.]

Why wouldn't they? Would it be such a bad thing if someone did?

[crotcharrow]

[Tommy scowls and is looking like he's had ENOUGH AND IS DONE WITH THIS be careful he's probs going to bolt in a minute]

I dunno, they just don't.

[assguardian]

I care. You just never seem like you want me to.

[doesthemath]

Would it be so bad if we did?

[Wanda's tone was oddly gentle as she repeats herself, and she takes half a step toward Tommy, offering him tentative a smile.

She hadn't wanted to be so specific, but it was hard to remain distant and impartial in light of who and how they were.]

[checkthetapes]

[guess who just showed up?

this bro. NOT THERE ONE INSTANT, TOTALLY FUCKING SPEEDSTER REPRESENT THE NEXT.

also he's beside Tommy. Also he's smacking him in the back of the head.]

Stop being belligerent. There's more than enough of that already in our family, and I'm in no position to be usurped.

[STERN, PSUEDO-UNCLE LOOK.]

[assguardian]

[Billy's holding his face and trying not to both cry in frustration and laugh in frustration and when it get to be him and alternate reality family having a moment in a vague universe bubble?]

Why can't you just punch me every time I say something dumb and just tell me when something's wrong?

[crotcharrow]

[KFJDNDKJGN OW >:( YOU GUYS ALL SUCK]

Yeah well, out with the old, in with the new, right? [snort and turns to Billy]

Because you'd be unconscious all the time.

[doesthemath]

That's exactly it. You'll be better off coming to terms with that now.

[You're outnumbered now. It was one thing when it was just Billy, and perhaps even with the addition of Wanda, but Pietro would be stubborn enough to help make this stick.]