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[caligulas_aquarium]

is it any fuckin surprise im back
a course im alivve an kickin as if jack or the empress could a kept up bein some kind a drivvin main antagonist or somethin
fact a the matter is im gonna take this entire plot to neww heights an wwatch as the survvivvors tremble in fuckin awwe before my swweet neww appearance
i probably have some amazin powwers backin up that look from lord english or somethin





















so do you think anyones gonna fall for this

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[caligulas_aquarium]

a course people are gonna fuckin hate me thats howw it goes
oh he killed fef an kan wwhat a bastard they wwere my favvorite trolls
then you havve the other side a the argument wwhere evveryone realizes that despite the fact it wwasnt my best movve admittedly i had evvery fuckin right doin it the wway things wwent dowwn
wwhen someone comes at you wwith a fuckin trident you dont stand there an get your shit fucked up you fight back
thats howw it wworks
an kan wwas
uh
blockin the exit
she had that look in her eyes i could fuckin tell she wwas ready to snap

[chronomancer]

...so
im curious
do you spend sleepless days
wwritin out this kind a thing
or does the bullshit just floww naturally?

[caligulas_aquarium]

hey if you wwanna call natural charisma bullshit go for it pal
but its all natural
flowws like fuckin streams a eloquence wwashin their wway through the galaxy like a vvast glub

[chronomancer]

somehoww
i am not surprised
at all

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwell fuck id rather havve some kind a confidence ovver bein mr pauses evvery other fuckin second jadeblood ovver here
can you say an entire sentence wwithout hesitatin to finish it or do you really lack a structural organic support beam in that body a yours
cause it seems like it

[chronomancer]

fuck you
i havve a structural organic support beam an its fuckin amazin
okay
i just havve
a slight
enter problem
okay
it has nothin to do wwith me bein trigger happy
or anythin
shut up

/lmao i just realized they're like really angry siblings to each other..

[caligulas_aquarium]

yeah wwell it reads awwkwward as shit
bet you cant evven type an entire sentence wwithout breakin it before youre done
go on try it

welp, now all their interactions are tinted with unspeakable amounts of d'aww

[chronomancer]

shut up i can type entire sentences in one line hell i can type more than that into a single line wwithout breaks its just awwkwward as fuck because i dont really like to use punctuation like commas or periods okay there happy?

sndvifdsocs i know right!!

[caligulas_aquarium]

no it isnt cause a that i dont either but you dont see
me
doin
this
cause
im
so
fuckin
psyched
an
flushed
for
the
enter
key
fuck
this is you this is honestly wwhat its like speakin to you
its exasperatin is fuck

so cute! owo

[chronomancer]

i dont do that
on evvery wword
its just for emphasis
unless
im
dealin
wwith someone thats so stupid i need to break it
into small wwords

[caligulas_aquarium]

i get that backhanded implication
but guess wwhat
youre talkin to another you
so you just insulted yourself
good job asshole

[chronomancer]

...
im a time player
insultin myself is almost a requirement
i mean
do you havve any idea howw fuckin stupid past me can be?
or howw many timelines hes doomed by bein stupid?