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[caligulas_aquarium]

is it any fuckin surprise im back
a course im alivve an kickin as if jack or the empress could a kept up bein some kind a drivvin main antagonist or somethin
fact a the matter is im gonna take this entire plot to neww heights an wwatch as the survvivvors tremble in fuckin awwe before my swweet neww appearance
i probably have some amazin powwers backin up that look from lord english or somethin





















so do you think anyones gonna fall for this

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[almostexclusivelyornery]

ERIDAN.
GET BACK INTO YOUR BUBBLE RIGHT NOW.

[caligulas_aquarium]

oh come on
i cant evven try an fool a bunch a idiots on this dear mun thing
wwhat the fuck is the point in bein dead if you cant do anythin kar
howw about YOU go back to the bubble

[almostexclusivelyornery]

LOOK, JUST CONSIDER YOURSELF LUCKY I CAME OUT TO PUT A STOP TO THIS BULLSHIT INSTEAD OF SOMEONE ELSE.
I CAN'T RECALL HER NAME AT THE MOMENT.
IN ONE OF HER GAMES THOUGH THEY NICKNAMED HER LIPSTICK.
I WONDER WHY.

[thneed_ler]

I think my mundane just fell backwards off her chair in... actually, I'm not sure what emotion that was.

Sooo... on her behalf, let me tell you - you're good.

[photographic_carp]

Only YOU would want to be the antagonist.

[Even your human self doesn't like you Eridan.]

[knitwit]

Living up to your literal name? Do I predict a video of a one-hit wonder from the 1980s disguised as a link to our foretold future next?

Falling for such a thing would be nothing short of an insult to the core of one's intelligence. Yet, here is my mun feeling utterly gullible for believing you.

I wish she'd stop multi-tasking.

[tipsygnostalgia]

wwishful thinkin there bro

[caligulas_aquarium]

thats not fair you cant go threatenin me wwith kan evverytime you need to provve a point
besides you cant die again if youre already dead











right

[caligulas_aquarium]

hey if at the end a all this i got evven one sucker fooled im pretty fuckin satisfied so its nice to knoww

[caligulas_aquarium]

[And he would give a shit, why?]

no im pretty sure theres a fuckton a people wwhod feel the same wway
but you knoww wwhatevver floats your boat dirtscraper

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwhat can i say deception is an art an clearly im its fuckin master
as if anyone could expect a bunch a humans to see through it anywway theyre not exactly the smartest bunch
by wwhich i mean theyre fuckin stupid
an for the record thats includin you

[photographic_carp]

wwhatevver you say swwill sucker
but keep in mind this showws you nevver learn from your mistakes

[caligulas_aquarium]

oh its you again
wwell
yeah i guess but it wwasnt like that i just wwanted to see if anyeond fall for it an they did so mission accomplished in the loosest fuckin sense a the wword
gotta kill time somehoww wwhen youre dead

[caligulas_aquarium]

fascinatin
do go on

[photographic_carp]

i get that snappin is somethin partly in your blood but wwhy givve into it again?
i hope you realize that at least hurtin fef wwas the wworst thing you could'vve done.
i understand if you'vve nevver felt remorse for sol's death
i dont think you fell in lovve wwith him like i did evventually

[knitwit]

Clearly? I'm afraid you seem too incompetent to understand the meaning.
If anything, any mastery you could possibly possess is masked in a veil of arrogant displays covering a shattered ego.
?
Pots and kettles, in the truest of forms.

[caligulas_aquarium]

howw interestin wwhy dont you keep goin
im all ears or somethin

[caligulas_aquarium]

shattered ego wwhat the fuck are you talkin about noww
dont try any a that nonsensical psychological mumbo fuckin jumbo here airbreather ivve got nothin to hide
theres no shattered egos or anythin like that here evverythin is right out in the open you got that

ahhh this is long for no real reason;;;

[knitwit]

Is it now?
Your expected defense shows another story. Self-affirmation, Jugian theories... it's basic stuff here, you know.
Not even my Mun shows such a two-sided exposure of emotions and conflicting ideals. It's interesting, really.
Hold on.
Don't be a downer in our little exchange!
I could easily charge for this kind of psychoanalysis, but I'm feeling generous this morning.
Or would you prefer I just speak of magic?

haha its ok!

[caligulas_aquarium]

look dont start comparin me to your mun here ok i get youre tryin a imply im wworse than em on some levvel but fact is youre wwrong i got so much nobility flowwin through my vveins your players practically a maroonblood by comparison
besides wwhich i nevver fuckin asked you to do any psychobullshit here so i could care less about you wwantin to charge for somethin i dont wwant
an on that note you can drop your magicky talks an wwhat havve you for the simple reason its wworthless
if you wwerent a fuckin god tier wwith your cheatin invvulnerability you wwouldnt be able to hold a candle to me so i wwant nothin to do wwith your wweak levveled sorceries you got that

[thneed_ler]

Oop, she's alive. Says 'good' isn't the right word. Evil. Apparently evil is the right word. [He's not gonna relay the rest. Too many expletives.] Welp, good prank, anyhow!

[punk_cute]

Come on, man. I don't think you really mean that. There was that you with the really awesome wings a while back so you don't gotta come back all a bad guy or nothin' if you do!

[Kanji, no. That's not how god-tier-- ... Oh fine. Be the eternal optimist.]

[almostexclusivelyornery]

I WOULDN'T KNOW, I'VE NEVER BEEN DEAD!
BUT I'M PRETTY SURE GETTING HURT IS DEFINITELY STILL A FUCKING THING THAT CAN HAPPEN.
BESIDES, I'M NOT TRYING TO THREATEN YOU EITHER, I JUST SAID THAT WAS THE ALTERNATIVE.

[chronomancer]

wwell
thats


interestin


by the wway
my mun says
or rather
asks

"so howws the wwhole hope thing wworking out fer you noww?"

wwhatevver thats supposed to mean
i think shes just graspin at strawws noww
or somethin

[caligulas_aquarium]

alright fine fine you wwin this round vvantas
ill head on back to the bubble


just as soon as all these other assholes are finished talkin to me
as you can see im quite fuckin popular judgin from all these people beloww you so