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That is incorrect, Mun. We should not get married.

[Here, have a snickering Bartz.]

[You're all gonna be marrying her fist before this thread is over.]

[Aaaand the snickering turns into full-blown laughter.]

C-C'mon, Faris! I-It's not that bad!

Wouldn't you know, they're gonna be serving knuckle sandwiches at the ceremony? I'm makin' them myself.

Ok, I get it. But would it be really bad to be a princess instead of a pirate?

Why would I want to be anything except for a pirate?

[Well, besides a knight, black mage, white mage, monk, thief, blue mage, etc etc etc.]

Maybe you would be better off being a beautiful queen wearing makeup and a pretty dress!

....

Do you remember what I said about knuckle sandwiches?

But I was really looking forward to being the best man!

You're gonna be first in line at the buffet-

Lenna wouldn't like that.

I'm sure she won't mind too much.

[After all, Faris agreed to let her play dress up with her. Guess that might have it's perks after all.]

Maybe I'll tell her to design the wedding dress with chocobo feathers.

Doesn't matter to me, it's not like I'm gettin' married.