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[edgar_roni]

That is incorrect, Mun. We should not get married.

Comments

[andrarrrgynous]

For once I agree with you.

[edgar_roni]

Because marriage has too many restrictions. Wouldn't you agree?

[Leer.]

[andrarrrgynous]

[You wouldn't be able to handle being married to Faris.]

More like, if I got stuck in a big castle in the middle of a desert I think I'd have to off myself.

[Really, who builds a castle in the middle of a desert?]

[weavethelight]

You're marrying-

[Staring, Edgar. Staring right through you. ARE YOU GOOD ENOUGH TO MARRY HER SISTER?

Yes she's totally ignoring the fact that this isn't a thing that is happening.]

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[edgar_roni]

...I'm not marrying anyone!

[edgar_roni]

...unless you're volunteering.

don't mind me

[andrarrrgynous]

I don't think so.

[weavethelight]

But you can't marry me! You're going to be my brother.

[STILL IGNORING oh gosh this is so great she'll be able to help Faris find a pretty dress and everything maybe she will even get to be a birdesmaid.]

[earthen_hope]

Now, what's the matter with marrying Faris?

[andrarrrgynous]

Everything.

[earthen_hope]

Is he not tough enough for you?

[edgar_roni]

Ah, things are just being blown out of proportion.

[Way out of proportion.]

I am simply not ready to marry anyone. It has nothing to do with Faris.

[domas_pride]

You're marrying who, Sir Edgar?

I love you, whoever you are.

[edgar_roni]

N-No one, Cyan. This is all a gross misunderstanding...

[andrarrrgynous]

He's gonna be marrying my fist in a minute.

[windymimic]

[Here, have a snickering Bartz.]

[andrarrrgynous]

[You're all gonna be marrying her fist before this thread is over.]

[lockpick]

[LMFAO. WOW, since when were you into dudes, Edgar?]

So when's the wedding?

[Locke's a helper.]

[edgar_roni]

The day after yours with Celes.

[gesta_chan]

[He thought what they had was special, though...]

[edgar_roni]

[Your fucking murder is going to be special in a minute.]

[temptsfate]

Congratulations. But which one of you would be the bride? [Really, there's only one choice.]

[edgar_roni]

Why, you of course.

[desertdaggers]

I can't imagine why not!

[edgar_roni]

Numerous reasons why not, Hawk.