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dear_mun2012-04-10 11:58 am
edgar_roni) wrote in dear_mun2012-04-10 11:58 am
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That is incorrect, Mun. We should not get married.
Because marriage has too many restrictions. Wouldn't you agree?
[Leer.]
[Leer.]
[You wouldn't be able to handle being married to Faris.]
More like, if I got stuck in a big castle in the middle of a desert I think I'd have to off myself.
[Really, who builds a castle in the middle of a desert?]
More like, if I got stuck in a big castle in the middle of a desert I think I'd have to off myself.
[Really, who builds a castle in the middle of a desert?]
[Says you.]
... I'm insulted, my dear. My hospitality isn't that bad, is it?
[Wow. Harsh.]
... I'm insulted, my dear. My hospitality isn't that bad, is it?
[Wow. Harsh.]
[I think many would agree.]
There's a big difference between being free to leave whenever I want and being expected to listen to stuffy bureaucrats all day.
[She prefers the dangerous sea monsters, thank you very much.]
You'd have to at least build an airship dock or somethin'.
There's a big difference between being free to leave whenever I want and being expected to listen to stuffy bureaucrats all day.
[She prefers the dangerous sea monsters, thank you very much.]
You'd have to at least build an airship dock or somethin'.
[You can't bribe or threaten people into agreeing with you, Faris.]
Who ever said that would be the case?
Who ever said that would be the case?
[Who says?]
I've been through it all before! Why do you think I high-tailed it from Tycoon?
I've been through it all before! Why do you think I high-tailed it from Tycoon?
I was answering your question as to why you left Tycoon post haste.
You're marrying-
[Staring, Edgar. Staring right through you. ARE YOU GOOD ENOUGH TO MARRY HER SISTER?
Yes she's totally ignoring the fact that this isn't a thing that is happening.]
[Staring, Edgar. Staring right through you. ARE YOU GOOD ENOUGH TO MARRY HER SISTER?
Yes she's totally ignoring the fact that this isn't a thing that is happening.]
I don't think so.
Edited 2012-04-10 21:52 (UTC)
But you can't marry me! You're going to be my brother.
[STILL IGNORING oh gosh this is so great she'll be able to help Faris find a pretty dress and everything maybe she will even get to be a birdesmaid.]
[STILL IGNORING oh gosh this is so great she'll be able to help Faris find a pretty dress and everything maybe she will even get to be a birdesmaid.]
[Blocked. Yet again.]
So I take it you are, Faris?
So I take it you are, Faris?
Not likely. I'm afraid your sister has some...qualms with that.
Are you really- him? He's not really quite what I'd have expected...
The only thing I'm volunteering for is you takin' a long walk off of a short pier.
Oh...
Oh! I see! So you're going to be my sister and she's going to be my brother!
[LOOK Edgar is very pretty and with Faris involved this is almost a reasonable conclusion to reach.]
Oh! I see! So you're going to be my sister and she's going to be my brother!
[LOOK Edgar is very pretty and with Faris involved this is almost a reasonable conclusion to reach.]
And into your bed, no?
[Oh, he's going to get smacked but have an eyebrow waggle. So worth it.]
[Oh, he's going to get smacked but have an eyebrow waggle. So worth it.]
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