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[identical]

This is seriously the your favorite username out of the ones you came up with? Seriously? You couldn't even come up with a cool one to make up for all the shit you're putting me through. I should've figured.

And, no, it doesn't make it any better that all the crap going on has a point to it and that it's already moving in the right direction. Newsflash! It still sucks! Which means you seriously owe me something good soon. Get brainstorming.

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[kneecaptain]

Yeah, yeah.

[identical]

It's not a bad thing.

[kneecaptain]

I got a lot of crap for it.

[identical]

What? Why?

[kneecaptain]

Doesn't exactly inspire fear, does it?

[he was sixteen and oversensitive.]

[identical]

You're not exactly a frightening guy.

[kneecaptain]

Hey!

[identical]

What? It's true! And it's not like that a totally horrible thing.

[kneecaptain]

You just don't know me all that well.

[identical]

I know you well enough. Sort of.

[kneecaptain]

You've never seen me fight.

[identical]

I don't need to. That's not gonna make me think you're scary.

[kneecaptain]

It scares most people.

I oughta know, I just got out of prison.

[identical]

Most people don't live with superheroes and see the kinda stuff I do on a regular basis.

What were you in for?

[kneecaptain]

Murder, treason. A whole bunch of stuff.

[identical]

... Oh.

Right place this time

[kneecaptain]

What did you think it was, shoplifting?

[identical]

Well, no. But I have a hard time imagining you committing treason. Unless America was suddenly run by Nazis or something.

[kneecaptain]

It's not.

And it wasn't just the Americans who wanted me.

[identical]

Wow, your life is shit.

[kneecaptain]

No it isn't.

[identical]

How d'you figure?

[kneecaptain]

Because I say it's not shit, that's how.

[:|a]

[identical]

Nope. That's not good enough. Prove it to me.

[kneecaptain]

I'm rich, I guess.