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[identical]

This is seriously the your favorite username out of the ones you came up with? Seriously? You couldn't even come up with a cool one to make up for all the shit you're putting me through. I should've figured.

And, no, it doesn't make it any better that all the crap going on has a point to it and that it's already moving in the right direction. Newsflash! It still sucks! Which means you seriously owe me something good soon. Get brainstorming.

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[identical]

Most people don't live with superheroes and see the kinda stuff I do on a regular basis.

What were you in for?

[kneecaptain]

Murder, treason. A whole bunch of stuff.

[identical]

... Oh.

Right place this time

[kneecaptain]

What did you think it was, shoplifting?

[identical]

Well, no. But I have a hard time imagining you committing treason. Unless America was suddenly run by Nazis or something.

[kneecaptain]

It's not.

And it wasn't just the Americans who wanted me.

[identical]

Wow, your life is shit.

[kneecaptain]

No it isn't.

[identical]

How d'you figure?

[kneecaptain]

Because I say it's not shit, that's how.

[:|a]

[identical]

Nope. That's not good enough. Prove it to me.

[kneecaptain]

I'm rich, I guess.

[identical]

That's seriously the best you can do? You've got money?

[kneecaptain]

It's a lot better than not having money.

What kinda person tries to convince you you've got it worse than you think?

[identical]

The kind of person that wants to hear about the good stuff but doesn't want to come right out and say that.

[kneecaptain]

You should just come out and say it then.

I'm not always that smart.

[identical]

I wasn't expecting you to catch on to what I wanted, I was expecting you to just do it.

[kneecaptain]

Yeah, you might wanna rethink that life philosophy.

[identical]

Well, it usually works. You tell most people to prove something and they get all defensive and stuff.

[kneecaptain]

But the ones who don't act predictable are always gonna be the ones you really want to know more about.

I learned the hard way.

[identical]

Oh my god. You just pulled the "I have this great life experience you should learn from" card. You really are old.

[kneecaptain]

And you're really— what, sixteen?

[identical]

Seventeen.

[kneecaptain]

You got a car?

[identical]

No, but I know how to drive.

Where are you going with this?