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[identical]

This is seriously the your favorite username out of the ones you came up with? Seriously? You couldn't even come up with a cool one to make up for all the shit you're putting me through. I should've figured.

And, no, it doesn't make it any better that all the crap going on has a point to it and that it's already moving in the right direction. Newsflash! It still sucks! Which means you seriously owe me something good soon. Get brainstorming.

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[kneecaptain]

Yeah, you might wanna rethink that life philosophy.

[identical]

Well, it usually works. You tell most people to prove something and they get all defensive and stuff.

[kneecaptain]

But the ones who don't act predictable are always gonna be the ones you really want to know more about.

I learned the hard way.

[identical]

Oh my god. You just pulled the "I have this great life experience you should learn from" card. You really are old.

[kneecaptain]

And you're really— what, sixteen?

[identical]

Seventeen.

[kneecaptain]

You got a car?

[identical]

No, but I know how to drive.

Where are you going with this?

[kneecaptain]

I was just wondering.

[identical]

That's a weird thing to wonder about.

[kneecaptain]

Isn't that the big thing about being sixteen-or-more, you get to drive?

I'm gonna be real mad if those movies were lying.

[identical]

I dunno. I'm not exactly the best example for what your average seventeen year old girl wants in life. And I've never actually needed a car.

[kneecaptain]

New York City, right?

[identical]

Yep. I'm from Queens, if you wanna get real specific.

[kneecaptain]

I lived in Brooklyn for a while.

[identical]

Is there any place you haven't lived for a while?

[kneecaptain]

Tokyo?

I'm not old enough to have lived everywhere. Yet.

[identical]

The only way you're ever going to live everywhere is if you're immortal. But you've been a hell of a lot of places.

If it weren't for the fact that I know being in the Army had a lot to do with it, I'd say I was jealous.

[kneecaptain]

I could be immortal. You don't know.

See? My life isn't shit.

[identical]

I hope you're not immortal. Then your life would really be shit.

[kneecaptain]

I really doubt I'm gonna live forever.

[Heh heh Infinity Formula heh heh dangling plotline.]

[identical]

... It feels a little weird saying this, but I'm glad to hear it.

[kneecaptain]

Yeah, this is weird.

[identical]

Okay, uh. Subject change time, then.

... What's up with your username?

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[kneecaptain]

It's a joke.