➝ shoving him at heroes' paradise because yesss

[pigeonbond]

Ah, mon ami, I think you have something confused! I am a ladykiller, not just a... well, killer. What would an ordinary albeit handsome high school student such as I have to offer in a game of assassination?

[...don't answer that.]

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[decaptivating]

You? A James Bond or the perhaps the sidekick.

[pigeonbond]

Wouldn't that be exciting! Perhaps I could be sidekick to a deadly femme fatale. Then again, that's all wishful thinking, since I haven't any skills that would apply to being an assassin, let alone the best of all assassins. I half-wonder if the lady at the keyboard intends me to die. How cruel!

wow where did that extra 'the' come from up there

[decaptivating]

Ah, but in these games, isn't there a system for revival? Ho ho ho ho, to die only to come back again...