➝ shoving him at heroes' paradise because yesss

[pigeonbond]

Ah, mon ami, I think you have something confused! I am a ladykiller, not just a... well, killer. What would an ordinary albeit handsome high school student such as I have to offer in a game of assassination?

[...don't answer that.]

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[decaptivating]

How curious. Why would your mundane ever plan that?

[pigeonbond]

I haven't the slightest! Perhaps she thinks I would make a dashing action hero. What do you think, Doctor? Could you see me as a James Bond?

[decaptivating]

You? A James Bond or the perhaps the sidekick.

[pigeonbond]

Wouldn't that be exciting! Perhaps I could be sidekick to a deadly femme fatale. Then again, that's all wishful thinking, since I haven't any skills that would apply to being an assassin, let alone the best of all assassins. I half-wonder if the lady at the keyboard intends me to die. How cruel!

wow where did that extra 'the' come from up there

[decaptivating]

Ah, but in these games, isn't there a system for revival? Ho ho ho ho, to die only to come back again...

Weird VN general? Weird VN general.

[worldinagrain]

Maybe a spy. You could talk to people. They could say more than they meant. That happens to me all the time.

I'm not sure about being an assassin. That doesn't seem fun.

fyeah katawa shoujo

[pigeonbond]

[...that's uncomfortably spot-on.]

That does sound more appealing, certainly~ Assassination—well, that's just murder with a fancy name, isn't it? Conversation is always good entertainment, as well, especially if it's with someone fascinating. [Smile, lean in, crank up the charm and break the knob off.]

I am probably going to end up playing all of them including hisao eventually

[worldinagrain]

[Pidgeotto used Charm! It's not very effective, unfortunately, what with Rin being dense about these sort of thing. Not to say she's immune, it's just she's taking this as 'Oh, he's being friendly.' Rin shrugs. You did notice the lack of arms to carry all these feels right?]

It's not something I'm very good at. I'm better at listening than I am talking. I have art for that.