WEEEEEEEH MY GAMES NEED TO PORT FASTER I MISS THEM!!!!!!

[gentle]

I dare say that I almost miss the company of humans now that I have become so accustomed to spending time with them. I am looking forward to my new tutor, the Valentine's Day auction, my fifth birthday, and countless other events as well-- not to mention finally being introduced to the other games we are in, so you musn't disappoint me, Mun.

On that note, you musn't put off canon reviewing any longer as well. What is the point in owning three copies of the same game for my sake if you cannot even bother to turn your DS Lite on? Honestly, your ability to procrastinate would put a Slaking to shame.

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[gentle]

[he seriously wants to like die right now he has been??? so lonely???? his whole life?????????? BUT APPARENTLY HE'S TOO REPULSIVE FOR BOTH HUMANS AND POKEMON SO HE'S JUST FUCKED ISN'T HE

HE'S FUCKED!!!!!!!!!]

Perhaps that is so... But what could I possibly do about such a thing?

[she hasn't just ruined his day, she has legitimately ruined his life at this point.

he might just bypass crying and end up puking rn tbh.]

[lifeform]

[ yep!!!!! yep...

he can just come to aperture and live underground with nice miss glados ]

Do you really need to ask that? You stay away from them. You keep them away from you. It isn't that hard.

[ she's a gem, isn't she

isn't she n____n ]

[gentle]

[he'd rather die tbh!!!!! at least if he's dead he can go to hell and see his dad again!!!!!!]

...I fear that I cannot stand the idea of being apart from them now that I know how good some of them can truly be. Being without them this long has hurt. To go back to living in that way... I couldn't bear it.

[._______. he knows she's gonna make fun of him he doesn't know why he's telling her this.......]

[lifeform]

[ sorry n, according to her there's no afterlife so you really are fucked.... oops.... ]

Oh? Is that so? This is sad.

I don't even need to say anything. You already know how worthless you are.

Go on, then. Go back to socializing with those humans.

But when somebody betrays you, or abandons you, or tries to kill you, don't come crying to me.

[ yeah.......(okok) ]

[gentle]

[wow. this is. hmmm.

why is he friends with her again????? god.]

I know such things are inevitable, for they are in human nature but... I just...

[he just wants to...belong somewhere... .___.]

[lifeform]

[ the real question is why is anyone friends with her.

and the answer is because she's perfect, duh. ]

"You just" what? You need to learn to let go. You're only going to make things worse.

[ well the only place humans belong is six feet under the ground :/ ]

[gentle]

Even if that is a possibility, I musn't give up. I must take responsibility for my failings. In order to seek forgiveness from others, I must first forgive myself.

[not that he'll ever forgive himself since he fucked up big time but you know......still.........]

[lifeform]

Are you even listening to me?

No one is ever going to forgive you.

[ ha ha ha..... ]