WEEEEEEEH MY GAMES NEED TO PORT FASTER I MISS THEM!!!!!!

[gentle]

I dare say that I almost miss the company of humans now that I have become so accustomed to spending time with them. I am looking forward to my new tutor, the Valentine's Day auction, my fifth birthday, and countless other events as well-- not to mention finally being introduced to the other games we are in, so you musn't disappoint me, Mun.

On that note, you musn't put off canon reviewing any longer as well. What is the point in owning three copies of the same game for my sake if you cannot even bother to turn your DS Lite on? Honestly, your ability to procrastinate would put a Slaking to shame.

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[calcoolating]

You still think you can expect anything useful from some silly primate girl?

Absurd.

;*

[lifeform]

[ first sentence in and you lost her. ]

How could you miss them? If you're getting so accustomed to their company, maybe you should spend less of your time in it. It's obviously not very good for you.

I mean, do you really need that? You're already messed up badly enough as it stands.

[tophat]

You've gone to many places, it seems.

[gentle]

[oh partridge-san, you're so cute and funny!!!]

She has been surprisingly good to me in our time together. She says we are the same in some respects, so that may be why I am so taken with her.

[n__n we're both freaks without human hearts who know nothing but pokemon. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA STUPID NATTIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

[gentle]

[.............................wow.

welp.]

If not with them, then who can I be with? I...

[oh my god you've just fucking ruined his day LMAO he doesn't understand jack shit about pokemon like he thought he did, this is just

he

fuck

fuck you glados

oh my god he is getting a sadness-induced tummy ache right now. HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY HE IS REALLY FUCKING UPSET RIGHT NOW AHAHAHAFSDLAFSDHL;FHDSKLS]

[gentle]

[N is so glad you're not an awful dick, hirato!!!!!!!

right?

right???]

Yes, I have. With my mun quitting her job and focusing on her education, it has left her with considerably more free time than she used to have. As a result, we are in many more games together. If only there were more places you and I could meet... You are among the more fascinating humans I have met.

[calcoolating]

[ um wow excuse you????? DUMBASS?????? ]

I can see the resemblance.

i accidentally banned u for 2 seconds cuz i was tyring to hit reply dont be alarmed

[gentle]

Is that so?

[Y O U A R E S O C U T E A N D F U N N Y ! ! ! you fuckin asshole.]

[lifeform]

[ L M F A O OOPS AGAIN???? they have such a kawaii relationship ^__^ ]

You really need to be with someone? Well, that's your problem. That's what you need to work on.

[ shed be ecstatic if she knew she ruined his day she is

totally the best friend

he could ever ask for ]

[tophat]

[ i'm the nicest guy you'll ever meet!!!!!!

the nicest!! ]

Mmm, is that so? Perhaps only meeting in one place will make it more fun in the end.

[gentle]

[he seriously wants to like die right now he has been??? so lonely???? his whole life?????????? BUT APPARENTLY HE'S TOO REPULSIVE FOR BOTH HUMANS AND POKEMON SO HE'S JUST FUCKED ISN'T HE

HE'S FUCKED!!!!!!!!!]

Perhaps that is so... But what could I possibly do about such a thing?

[she hasn't just ruined his day, she has legitimately ruined his life at this point.

he might just bypass crying and end up puking rn tbh.]

(panic)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[calcoolating]

It's everywhere. Impossible to miss.

[ YOU ARE D I S G U S T I N G !!!!!!! ]

[gentle]

[somewhere, dr. akari is rolling his eyes so hard they're popping out of their sockets...............]

Is that what you think? Maybe so... It makes the time we do spend together that much more memorable, does it not?

LMFAJNFSDJF;SDK;FSDJ;LFSD

[gentle]

I cannot see it, but if it is something someone like you can recognize, perhaps I am not looking hard enough. After all, I can see the same thing with you and your human girl.

[DISGUSTINGLY DEEP INTO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AUNTIE SHUU n//////////////n]

[tophat]

[ it's okay, akari-san... i will be your eyes........... ]

I'm glad you can see it my way, because I'm afraid I won't be going anywhere else than where I currently am.

:))

[calcoolating]

Don't be ridiculous. I have nothing in common with that creature.

[ HAHAHA HE'S STILL BUTTHURT!!!!!! and ewwwwww ugh stop liking me >:( ]

[lifeform]

[ yep!!!!! yep...

he can just come to aperture and live underground with nice miss glados ]

Do you really need to ask that? You stay away from them. You keep them away from you. It isn't that hard.

[ she's a gem, isn't she

isn't she n____n ]

[gentle]

[i bet he'd love that n______n]

I too feel as though that place is a home to me. I cannot imagine being anywhere else.

[gentle]

[he'd rather die tbh!!!!! at least if he's dead he can go to hell and see his dad again!!!!!!]

...I fear that I cannot stand the idea of being apart from them now that I know how good some of them can truly be. Being without them this long has hurt. To go back to living in that way... I couldn't bear it.

[._______. he knows she's gonna make fun of him he doesn't know why he's telling her this.......]

[lifeform]

[ sorry n, according to her there's no afterlife so you really are fucked.... oops.... ]

Oh? Is that so? This is sad.

I don't even need to say anything. You already know how worthless you are.

Go on, then. Go back to socializing with those humans.

But when somebody betrays you, or abandons you, or tries to kill you, don't come crying to me.

[ yeah.......(okok) ]

[tophat]

[ we're such good friends ]

Perhaps it isn't home to me, but I admit I've come to enjoy some things...

[iceolated]

... Three copies? [ but why ]

[gentle]

Humans can be so frivolous, can't they? One is her original copy meant for Pokedex completion and other such nonsense, one is for when she needs to canon review, and the third is for when she doesn't canon review fast enough but still misses me.

[N's player is rolling in the deep.]

[iceolated]

Guess that makes sense. [ ... although he looks more like he's agreeing with the frivolous part. ]

[gentle]

I still think it is inane and a waste of money, especially when she is too lazy to even play one copy. To make matters worse, she's quite taken by you and this Diamond boy and keeps insisting that she is going to "replay everything ever" or some other such nonsense.