WEEEEEEEH MY GAMES NEED TO PORT FASTER I MISS THEM!!!!!!

[gentle]

I dare say that I almost miss the company of humans now that I have become so accustomed to spending time with them. I am looking forward to my new tutor, the Valentine's Day auction, my fifth birthday, and countless other events as well-- not to mention finally being introduced to the other games we are in, so you musn't disappoint me, Mun.

On that note, you musn't put off canon reviewing any longer as well. What is the point in owning three copies of the same game for my sake if you cannot even bother to turn your DS Lite on? Honestly, your ability to procrastinate would put a Slaking to shame.

Comments

[iceolated]

... Three copies? [ but why ]

[gentle]

Humans can be so frivolous, can't they? One is her original copy meant for Pokedex completion and other such nonsense, one is for when she needs to canon review, and the third is for when she doesn't canon review fast enough but still misses me.

[N's player is rolling in the deep.]

[iceolated]

Guess that makes sense. [ ... although he looks more like he's agreeing with the frivolous part. ]

[gentle]

I still think it is inane and a waste of money, especially when she is too lazy to even play one copy. To make matters worse, she's quite taken by you and this Diamond boy and keeps insisting that she is going to "replay everything ever" or some other such nonsense.

[iceolated]

If she keeps switching files and starting over, how will she train her team? [ PRIORITIES!!! ]

[gentle]

[oh no, he feels you red...]

Certainly a good question! She truly has no concept of closeness with her Pokemon! Starting over, refusing to form deep bonds with her Pokemon, giving them degrading and vulgar nicknames-- It is truly deplorable!

[iceolated]

... ... ... Names?

[gentle]

She named her Gigalith 'Dickbeast' and her Samurott 'Thugcrushr'.

[iceolated]

...

[gentle]

I know.

[iceolated]

Should be illegal.

[gentle]

I am surprised it isn't, to be honest. I don't know what a Dickbeast is but it sounds frightening.

[iceolated]

[ Nod of agreement ]

It's a bad name.

[gentle]

Truly. If you insist on nicknaming a Pokemon, at least make sure it is something the Pokemon is comfortable with. I doubt something as majestic as a Gigalith would appreciate a name like Dickbeast or Bandersnatch or Poptart.

[iceolated]

Poptart is cute.

[gentle]

It was a female Gigalith, and one with a delicate and sensitive nature at that, so perhaps Poptart is appropriate in her case... I do not typically give my friends nicknames unless they request it.

[iceolated]

[ Red is just realizing he has no idea what a Gigalith is. ]

[gentle]

...You seem confused.