canon is steins;gate homeless and looking :|c

[kurigohan]

Hey, Mundane-san.

Who do you think you are dragging me out in the open like this?  Wanna die? You hentai. Don't make me call the police on you.

[Someone is not pleased.]

What's your problem anyways? You don't have a plan and you're writing this stupid post with a dumb look on your face. Ridiculous.

Who do you think you are teleporting me into other games? You're denying the laws of physics. Baby don't hurt me no more--

[Then she interrupts herself.]

Forget I said that! Stupid hentais.  Anyways what you're doing is absurd. All you can do is hypothesize how things will turn out. Even so you'd send me to some ill-suited game just to troll me. You don't afraid of anything. 

It's not like I want to go to wherever you have in mind anyways. Idiot.

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[bookpunching]

Ah, is that not always the way of things? But that hardly makes it any easier to swallow.

[kurigohan]

I won't accept this! [Irritated sigh.]

Concept of time and gravity laws have no meaning here. Who the hell do these people think they are? I want to dissect my mun's cerebrum.

[bookpunching]

Pointlessly struggling is just a waste of energy.

[kurigohan]

Failure is the path to success.

[bookpunching]

I see.

Such a pity that I didn't realize as much. Perhaps it had something to do with the fact that the word is failure and not success, mmm?

[kurigohan]

[Gently rubbing her temples.]

Are you trying to troll me?

[Serious question.]

I don't want to talk to you.

[bookpunching]

Troll?

Do you think a being of majesty and glory such as myself has time to want to bother the life of yet another hussy?

[ Sighs. ]

Then, it is a pity that we're trapped in this situation then, isn't it?

[willofgaia]

Is it not obvious? Such meaningless laws have no purpose here.

[kurigohan]

That's impossible.

The butterfly effect denies that possibility. First of all there are twelve possible hypothesis that involve time travel. Some of them even deny themselves and for you to overwrite the laws of physics--

[Uwoooo.]

You guys are a bunch of pretentious bullshit hipsters. Feels bad man.

[willofgaia]

How boring, how boring. It is almost a pity that you cannot escape the boundaries of your own rules. Would it not be fun, for instance, to disrupt the axis of the planet? Use the continents for pinball?

[kurigohan]

That is also bullshit mind you.

Currently the planet earth has an axial tilt of 23.5°. It doesn't change much. Earth's axial tilt is often called the Obliquity of the ecliptic.

Using the continents for pinball would be absurd. You might create mini black holes and it's possible for you to create something from nothing.

The results would be outrageous.

[willofgaia]

Such outrageous results might prove to be amusing.

[kurigohan]

Wow.

You don't afraid of anything. Everyday I'm shufflin'.

[willofgaia]

There simply is not anything for me to be afraid of.

[lovesung]

Is it really true that you don't want to go somewhere, even if you say 'it's not like I want to go to wherever you have in mind anyways'?

Nobody would want to stick around a place like this on their own instead.

[kurigohan]

It's true! Don't argue about that. Idiot.

[Tsun's gonna tsun.]

Who'd want to stick around in this place that denies all the laws of nature? "In all science, error precedes the truth, and it is better it should go first than last."

I'm thinking of Hugh Walpole. Everything about this place is absurd! Combo breaker. Destroying all of humanity's physics in a blink of an eye. Despicable. They're noobs.

[lovesung]

[ she has tsundere radar, okay, she sees right through it!! ]

I don't think there's anything that weird about this place. In fact, this place is rather nice, since so many people are able to meet each other here.

In that case, would it really mind if this place does deny all laws of nature?

[kurigohan]

[No whyyy? THUS SAITH THE LORD...LET MY PEOPLE GO.]

Everything is weird about this place.

It's a big deal! Humanity has thrived off making hypothesis and learning from nature.

[blossomgale]

...What's a hentai?

[kurigohan]

[KIDS WHY!]

....

Hentais will do bad things to you. If you see one report them to the police. Immediately.

[blossomgale]

Bad things...? Do they hurt people?

[kurigohan]

Bad things that'll make any woman uncomfortable!

They do! Feels bad man.

[blossomgale]

I'll make sure the hentais don't hurt anyone.

[kurigohan]

You don't have to put yourself into trouble because of them. I'll take care of it.

[Big sister mode: on]

[blossomgale]

We can take care of it together.

[ :D ]