canon is steins;gate homeless and looking :|c

[kurigohan]

Hey, Mundane-san.

Who do you think you are dragging me out in the open like this?  Wanna die? You hentai. Don't make me call the police on you.

[Someone is not pleased.]

What's your problem anyways? You don't have a plan and you're writing this stupid post with a dumb look on your face. Ridiculous.

Who do you think you are teleporting me into other games? You're denying the laws of physics. Baby don't hurt me no more--

[Then she interrupts herself.]

Forget I said that! Stupid hentais.  Anyways what you're doing is absurd. All you can do is hypothesize how things will turn out. Even so you'd send me to some ill-suited game just to troll me. You don't afraid of anything. 

It's not like I want to go to wherever you have in mind anyways. Idiot.

Comments

[blossomgale]

...What's a hentai?

[kurigohan]

[KIDS WHY!]

....

Hentais will do bad things to you. If you see one report them to the police. Immediately.

[blossomgale]

Bad things...? Do they hurt people?

[kurigohan]

Bad things that'll make any woman uncomfortable!

They do! Feels bad man.

[blossomgale]

I'll make sure the hentais don't hurt anyone.

[kurigohan]

You don't have to put yourself into trouble because of them. I'll take care of it.

[Big sister mode: on]

[blossomgale]

We can take care of it together.

[ :D ]

[kurigohan]

You really don't have to trouble yourself.

They're the worst.

[blossomgale]

It won't be any trouble. I want to protect everyone.

[kurigohan]

You don't afraid of anything.

[blossomgale]

[ A pause. Woah, she's never heard it worded like that before. But she understands! She nods and parrots it back! ]

I don't afraid of anything.

[kurigohan]

[That's because sophie doesn't use 2chan but it's better that way. Keep yourself sane.]

We don't afraid of anything.