canon is steins;gate homeless and looking :|c

[kurigohan]

Hey, Mundane-san.

Who do you think you are dragging me out in the open like this?  Wanna die? You hentai. Don't make me call the police on you.

[Someone is not pleased.]

What's your problem anyways? You don't have a plan and you're writing this stupid post with a dumb look on your face. Ridiculous.

Who do you think you are teleporting me into other games? You're denying the laws of physics. Baby don't hurt me no more--

[Then she interrupts herself.]

Forget I said that! Stupid hentais.  Anyways what you're doing is absurd. All you can do is hypothesize how things will turn out. Even so you'd send me to some ill-suited game just to troll me. You don't afraid of anything. 

It's not like I want to go to wherever you have in mind anyways. Idiot.

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[bookpunching]

Ah, is that not always the way of things? But that hardly makes it any easier to swallow.

[willofgaia]

Is it not obvious? Such meaningless laws have no purpose here.

[kurigohan]

I won't accept this! [Irritated sigh.]

Concept of time and gravity laws have no meaning here. Who the hell do these people think they are? I want to dissect my mun's cerebrum.

[kurigohan]

That's impossible.

The butterfly effect denies that possibility. First of all there are twelve possible hypothesis that involve time travel. Some of them even deny themselves and for you to overwrite the laws of physics--

[Uwoooo.]

You guys are a bunch of pretentious bullshit hipsters. Feels bad man.

[bookpunching]

Pointlessly struggling is just a waste of energy.

[kurigohan]

Failure is the path to success.

[bookpunching]

I see.

Such a pity that I didn't realize as much. Perhaps it had something to do with the fact that the word is failure and not success, mmm?

[willofgaia]

How boring, how boring. It is almost a pity that you cannot escape the boundaries of your own rules. Would it not be fun, for instance, to disrupt the axis of the planet? Use the continents for pinball?

[kurigohan]

[Gently rubbing her temples.]

Are you trying to troll me?

[Serious question.]

I don't want to talk to you.

[bookpunching]

Troll?

Do you think a being of majesty and glory such as myself has time to want to bother the life of yet another hussy?

[ Sighs. ]

Then, it is a pity that we're trapped in this situation then, isn't it?

[kurigohan]

That is also bullshit mind you.

Currently the planet earth has an axial tilt of 23.5°. It doesn't change much. Earth's axial tilt is often called the Obliquity of the ecliptic.

Using the continents for pinball would be absurd. You might create mini black holes and it's possible for you to create something from nothing.

The results would be outrageous.

[kurigohan]

Don't call me, hussy.

What kind of name is that anyways? It's worse than celeb seventeen.

It is a pity.

[Now she feels bad.]

I'm sorry for snapping earlier. Hussy is forbidden though.

[bookpunching]

Indeed. I believe I should reserve it for just one ... or else my life really will be filled with them.

[ Tsuning the fuck out about a word. Whatever. ]

At least, you've learned from your mistake in allowing your emotions to get the better of you.

[willofgaia]

Such outrageous results might prove to be amusing.

[kurigohan]

Why do you call everyone hussies anyways? Wanna pick a fight?

[Right now she's all I'VE GOT THIS. So come at me bro.]

This isn't some lame punch line is it?

[bookpunching]

I call them as I see them.

Sadly no. I'm being somewhat sincere.

[kurigohan]

Wow.

You don't afraid of anything. Everyday I'm shufflin'.

[kurigohan]

Scrawny old man.

It's not like I need you to be sincere or anything. Idiot.

[bookpunching]

Scrawny old man!?

Now see here -- I may be forced to be in this body, but I am hardly that.

I am Grimoire Weiss, wielder of the darkest and most arcane of magic! Few are able to even fathom that which I can control! And I need not hear such disrespectful words from from a stick of a girl who has no right to call anyone scrawny!

[kurigohan]

Huh?

[That takes her aback a little.]

Arcane magic? Don't be a fool. That name sounds Greek. Weiss also sounds half German and English.

Nopedotavi.

Stick of a girl? My name is Kurisu Makise.

[bookpunching]

Fool?

You're the fool for not trembling in the presence of me.

Ah, pleasure to meet you, Twig.

[kurigohan]

Twig is also forbidden.

Trembling? Who's trembling?

You're crazy.

[bookpunching]

You should be.

Hardly.

I have the same sharp mind and intellect as I have always had. Madness plays no role in what it is that I do, but I do get dragged around by those seem to be constantly lacking sense.

And, fine, it is back to Stick, then.

[kurigohan]

No, I'm not. Please don't make me tremble unnecessarily.

Don't call them stupid either.

[At that last comment she finally snaps.]

Stick? That's so stupid I don't want to object it anymore. It's not worth my energy.

[bookpunching]

It's not unnecessary when you are in the presence of Grimoire Weiss.

If you knew them...

[ Sighs. ]

Good work, Stick.