canon is steins;gate homeless and looking :|c

[kurigohan]

Hey, Mundane-san.

Who do you think you are dragging me out in the open like this?  Wanna die? You hentai. Don't make me call the police on you.

[Someone is not pleased.]

What's your problem anyways? You don't have a plan and you're writing this stupid post with a dumb look on your face. Ridiculous.

Who do you think you are teleporting me into other games? You're denying the laws of physics. Baby don't hurt me no more--

[Then she interrupts herself.]

Forget I said that! Stupid hentais.  Anyways what you're doing is absurd. All you can do is hypothesize how things will turn out. Even so you'd send me to some ill-suited game just to troll me. You don't afraid of anything. 

It's not like I want to go to wherever you have in mind anyways. Idiot.

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[kurigohan]

Tl;dr.

Pretentious hipster bullshit alert.

[willofgaia]

I am still waiting.

[kurigohan]

You're going to become a nostalgiafag at this rate.

[willofgaia]

[Still waiting.]

[kurigohan]

Don't you have anything better to do?

[willofgaia]

Not at all. [The price of being some walking monster... EVERYTHING IS INTERESTING THEREFORE SHE MUST BE ENTERTAINED.]

[kurigohan]

You have no life. Wow.

[willofgaia]

A sarcastic remark that contains surprising accuracy. How unfitting, how amusing! Without a life to call my own, I simply intend to carry out this dream for as long as possible.

[kurigohan]

It's not like I care about you or anything but you have to wake up eventually.

[willofgaia]

Indeed, a dream that does not end is not a dream at all. Therefore, is it not best to make use of what time I have and enjoy myself as best I can?

[kurigohan]

That's right.

Your Hippocampus is active when you sleep. If you're human you'll spend about one third of your life sleeping.

Brain waves are generally more active when you're asleep. Did you know that?

[willofgaia]

Perhaps that is why this is so amusing a dream. But if I was human, was it? Unfortunately, such a scale of time cannot be compared to the amount of my own sleep.

[kurigohan]

We exist outside of the laws of cause and effect.

I'd like to get a chance to dissect the insides of your brain. Who knows what kind of outrageous details lie inside of your hippocampus.

[willofgaia]

I wonder what sort of things you might find as well. The brain of one such as myself... truly, it could be fascinating!

[kurigohan]

Who knows? Only you would have an understanding of what goes on inside the complexity of your neural system.

[willofgaia]

Explaining such complexities would only be a bore. [to herself that is]

[kurigohan]

No, it's interesting.

[Because she likes bullshit okay.

Just do it.]

[willofgaia]

Ah, you misunderstand me. While I am sure it would be a subject of great fascination for you, for me it would be nothing but the reiteration of useless information.

[kurigohan]

Then tell me all of your hipster bullshit so I can make some plausible hypotheses out of it.

[willofgaia]

Boring! Once again, to do such a thing would only be boring.

[kurigohan]

Then what would interest you?

Haha Rofl rofl Nope.avi

Who the hell do you think I am?

Shining finger!

[willofgaia]

What would interest me? I wonder, I wonder... Melting the polar ice caps would be a nice start.

[kurigohan]

Do you want to destroy the Earth?

Sad frog.gif

[willofgaia]

In a way, yes. I was quite pleased once the slumbering princess managed to stop me however. Unfortunate as it is for this planet, I do not have the ability to restrain myself once I have thought to do something.

hi

[kurigohan]

Oh, please. Get real.

There's no way you could possibly destroy the earth. And what's all this about slumbering princesses? Leave me in the dark why don't you? It's not like I want to know what's going on or anything.