Heading to exsilium

[evilboygoofball]

Alright, here's how I picture this going down!

Lots of fighting...explosions, too. Injured everywhere, corpses, completely hopeless battlefield. All these exsilium guys just completely lost without a capable leader running things.

AND BAM!

JACK SPICER, EVIL BOY GENIUS, ON THE SCENE!

Completely turning the tide of battle. Then they all start workin' for me out of gratitude and I become supreme head honcho coolguy overlord of their entire country.

Wait, wait, supreme head honcho coolguy overlord of darkness!...esquire.

...yeah, I see no problems with this.

Comments

[musclebeast]

There will be no sneaking into my hive, I can assure you. [Adjusts his shades.]

I will do well to STRONG arm you out, and hopefully not break your spine in the process.

[evilboygoofball]

Hey, nobody threatens Jack Spicer!

...well, I mean they do, but they shouldn't if they know what's good for them!

Besides, you have to leave it sometime. Anytime at all.

[musclebeast]

I only think it polite to let you know that you will not be breaking into my home. Also, you were the one who began threatening me. So know your place, alien.

Also, what makes you think, now that I know you'll be breaking in, that I will leave all my supplies there?

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[evilboygoofball]

Because!

[evilboygoofball]

Shut up okay!

I'm totally gonna pull it off and you can't stop me, shades!

[musclebeast]

Hm, you don't seem very intelligent.

[evilboygoofball]

WELL NEITHER DO YOU OKAY!!

You look like some kind've stupid bodybuilder cosplaying some stupid thing from some stupid tv show they're obsessed with!

I bet your robots can't even fly!

[musclebeast]

I wasn't trying to attack your insecurities, it was merely an observation.

[Sneer.] And my comment wasn't based on your appearance, that is not a proper judge of intelligence, and excuse you, I am a perfect example of my species and blood caste.

Flight? I could easily make them fly if I so wished. But I'm more focused on ways to make them even stronger and better at taking large amounts of damage. Flight only seems useful for creations made to do chores of various menial tasks.