Heading to exsilium

[evilboygoofball]

Alright, here's how I picture this going down!

Lots of fighting...explosions, too. Injured everywhere, corpses, completely hopeless battlefield. All these exsilium guys just completely lost without a capable leader running things.

AND BAM!

JACK SPICER, EVIL BOY GENIUS, ON THE SCENE!

Completely turning the tide of battle. Then they all start workin' for me out of gratitude and I become supreme head honcho coolguy overlord of their entire country.

Wait, wait, supreme head honcho coolguy overlord of darkness!...esquire.

...yeah, I see no problems with this.

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[flying_nerd_hidden_dragon]

[Have a Jack in Xiaolin warrior robes.]

Is every other version of me still going for the "Evil Boy Genius" thing?

[kisskisskrill]

Smart, cute and ambitious... I don't think I'll have any problem working for you, Mr. Evil Boy Genius~

[Don't be taken in by the mermaid, Jack. She's not as quirky as you think!]

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[evilboygoofball]

[Hmm...]

[evilboygoofball]

[SEEMS LEGIT.]

Of course I am! In fact I'm pretty sure you'll have a hard time finding anyone smarter, cuter or more ambitious than me in this dump.

I'm setting the standards and they're just way too high to reach for these other losers!

[Cut arrogantlaugh.mp3]

[kisskisskrill]

Gosh, I sure hope I'm able to reach your standards.

[Ignore the mermaid reaching out to stroke his face. She's simply tenderising him.]

[evilboygoofball]

[jaw.......drop.....

ATTENTION FROM A PRETTY MERMAID GIRL yes he's blushing like a dork now]

W-well, I, uh, I'm sure you could! Yeah! Totally!

How couldn't you? I mean...look at you! Ha...haha...oh man...

[umadrobin]

How did you you get talked into this?

[evilboygoofball]

Nobody talks Jack Spicer into things!

Jack Spicer, evil boy genius, does what he wants when he wants!

HAHAHAHA-..wait.

...MUUUUAHAHAHAHAH!

Yeah, that has a good ring to it...I'll stick with that.

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[umadrobin]

Right. [ He hasn't changed. Still even worse than Gizmo. ]

[umadrobin]

[ ... and then he gets an idea. ]

You wanna show us how badass and evil you really are?

[musclebeast]

Genius.

You seem ever so competent.

[evilboygoofball]

[what is sarcasm]

Good call! I like a guy who can see genius from first glances.

And clearly this is a lot of genius. Feel free to take a moment to get over your shock and awe at the overwhelming levels of ...PURE GENIUS!

I'd totally understand.

[musclebeast]

[He is really only grasping it himself, granted, not enough to know how to recognize it when others use it.]

The degree of 'genius' you apparently are does not seem to be very extensive.

[evilboygoofball]

Hey, heey, heeey, what's the big idea?! I am too a genius!

I build robots! Killer robots!

Amazing, state of the art, 100% original spicer brand Jackbots!

[One day, spicer-brand merchandise will be a thing. You know, when he becomes so evil he gets sponsors or something.

Yeah, it could totally happen alright.]

[arrowsparrow]

[Laughing.. just laughing.]

You are so off!

[evilboygoofball]

Yeah, well, just you wait and see!

Since I won't have you dorks getting in the way, I'm pretty much some kind of unstoppable evil...

...thing...

...there.

So HA!

[arrowsparrow]

Unless people like Chase Young, who are stronger, better and totally more evil than you, are there.

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[evilboygoofball]

Oh man...

[evilboygoofball]

Wait, they're not! No hannibal bean, no Chase, not even Wuya!

I'm the big dog on campus, baby, and noone's gonna stop me!

[...or at least he hopes so.]

[erodedbutterfly]

[Laughs.] Sorry, dude. I don't think that's gonna happen--I'm pretty rockin' at kicking butt by myself.

[evilboygoofball]

That's what they all say!

But you haven't experienced evil until you've experienced Spicer brand evil!

It's a whole new ball game, and I just so happen to cheat at ballgames. A lot.

So there.

[erodedbutterfly]

Trust me, I've dealt with way more intimidating bad guys than you. [Especially after everything with Slade.] I'm pretty sure I can handle someone like you. Also, the goth look totally isn't making you look any more evil.

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[evilboygoofball]

I'm not a goth!! I'm just...evil!

[evilboygoofball]

Besides, I've worked with bad guys who are probably a thousand times worse than whatever you think is considered evil.

I know all their best schemes! I can totally pull the wool over your eyes.

[school_of_mod]

You? Supreme Overlord?

[sorry Jack, but Mod's just gonna chill over here, laughing his ass off.]