Heading to exsilium

[evilboygoofball]

Alright, here's how I picture this going down!

Lots of fighting...explosions, too. Injured everywhere, corpses, completely hopeless battlefield. All these exsilium guys just completely lost without a capable leader running things.

AND BAM!

JACK SPICER, EVIL BOY GENIUS, ON THE SCENE!

Completely turning the tide of battle. Then they all start workin' for me out of gratitude and I become supreme head honcho coolguy overlord of their entire country.

Wait, wait, supreme head honcho coolguy overlord of darkness!...esquire.

...yeah, I see no problems with this.

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[flying_nerd_hidden_dragon]

[Have a Jack in Xiaolin warrior robes.]

Is every other version of me still going for the "Evil Boy Genius" thing?

[kisskisskrill]

Smart, cute and ambitious... I don't think I'll have any problem working for you, Mr. Evil Boy Genius~

[Don't be taken in by the mermaid, Jack. She's not as quirky as you think!]

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[evilboygoofball]

[Hmm...]

[evilboygoofball]

[SEEMS LEGIT.]

Of course I am! In fact I'm pretty sure you'll have a hard time finding anyone smarter, cuter or more ambitious than me in this dump.

I'm setting the standards and they're just way too high to reach for these other losers!

[Cut arrogantlaugh.mp3]

[kisskisskrill]

Gosh, I sure hope I'm able to reach your standards.

[Ignore the mermaid reaching out to stroke his face. She's simply tenderising him.]

[umadrobin]

How did you you get talked into this?

[musclebeast]

Genius.

You seem ever so competent.

[arrowsparrow]

[Laughing.. just laughing.]

You are so off!

[evilboygoofball]

[jaw.......drop.....

ATTENTION FROM A PRETTY MERMAID GIRL yes he's blushing like a dork now]

W-well, I, uh, I'm sure you could! Yeah! Totally!

How couldn't you? I mean...look at you! Ha...haha...oh man...

[evilboygoofball]

Nobody talks Jack Spicer into things!

Jack Spicer, evil boy genius, does what he wants when he wants!

HAHAHAHA-..wait.

...MUUUUAHAHAHAHAH!

Yeah, that has a good ring to it...I'll stick with that.

[evilboygoofball]

[what is sarcasm]

Good call! I like a guy who can see genius from first glances.

And clearly this is a lot of genius. Feel free to take a moment to get over your shock and awe at the overwhelming levels of ...PURE GENIUS!

I'd totally understand.

[evilboygoofball]

Yeah, well, just you wait and see!

Since I won't have you dorks getting in the way, I'm pretty much some kind of unstoppable evil...

...thing...

...there.

So HA!

[arrowsparrow]

Unless people like Chase Young, who are stronger, better and totally more evil than you, are there.

[musclebeast]

[He is really only grasping it himself, granted, not enough to know how to recognize it when others use it.]

The degree of 'genius' you apparently are does not seem to be very extensive.

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[evilboygoofball]

Oh man...

[evilboygoofball]

Wait, they're not! No hannibal bean, no Chase, not even Wuya!

I'm the big dog on campus, baby, and noone's gonna stop me!

[...or at least he hopes so.]

[evilboygoofball]

Hey, heey, heeey, what's the big idea?! I am too a genius!

I build robots! Killer robots!

Amazing, state of the art, 100% original spicer brand Jackbots!

[One day, spicer-brand merchandise will be a thing. You know, when he becomes so evil he gets sponsors or something.

Yeah, it could totally happen alright.]

[arrowsparrow]

Couldn't there also be heroes from other worlds there.

[a beat]

And I don't think any Jackbots are going with you.

[musclebeast]

I suppose I would be more impressed if I wasn't so used to kill mode robots myself. I also enjoy robotics as hobby. I'm interested to see your craft at work though.

[evilboygoofball]

Oh...uh, well, I'll just build some more! A whole army of jackbots!

Then not even these so called other world heroes can stop me!

...I hope.

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[evilboygoofball]

Well then, once I get my evil boy genius self over there, I'll build an entire army of them!

THEN we'll see who really isn't a genius!

[evilboygoofball]

...by which I mean I am and that'll just prove it once and for all.

[arrowsparrow]

How do you even expect yourself to be able to handle explosions and corpses.

[musclebeast]

Good luck at getting all the resources you will need. I brought a large amount of my own and am still having difficulties.

And I can assure you, my expertise will prove itself.

[erodedbutterfly]

[Laughs.] Sorry, dude. I don't think that's gonna happen--I'm pretty rockin' at kicking butt by myself.